World's Weirdest PIF

[Houdini5150]

Im in

I know an old owl named Boo,
Every night he yelled Hoo,
Once a kid walked by,
And started to cry,
And yelled I don't have a clue!

 

[lancre]

I'm in.

Here are neatly turned odes of small span,
Much concerned with our bodily plan,
And the intercorporeal
Highly sensorial
Love-life of woman and man.

(Does that get past the censor, David?)

 

[Whispers76]

I'm in and here goes...

Those Mach 3 ripped and tore at my face
Shaving that way has no grace
A traditional shave
The only way to shave
And relax at an elegant pace.

 

[fella]

Excellent limericks so far! Thank you everyone for participating.

 

[NeX Renegade]

I'm in and thank you for this
This isn't such a weird pif
But you'll definitely give someone some bliss
Well hopefully this is what you meant
Because my rhyming skills are spent

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[DarthSully]

Count me in!

Bacon bacon bacon bacon,
bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon.
Bacon bacon bacon,
bacon bacon bacon,
bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon.

 

[Tokyospike]

They had come in the fugue to the stretto
When a dark, bearded man from the ghetto
Reached out and grabbed
Her tresses and stabbed
Her to death with a rusty stiletto.

- Edward Gorey

Not in.

 

[imatabor]

Count me in!

Bacon bacon bacon bacon,
bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon.
Bacon bacon bacon,
bacon bacon bacon,
bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon.

 

[KeenDogg]

+1000

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[purerockfury]

Quite an interesting PIF. I didn't know what limericks were. I am not good at any of these word things especially the one where you have to do a certain amount of syllables in each line, haiku?

I will just copy pasta one here that I like.

A swimmer whose clothing got strewed
by breezes that left her quite nude
saw a man come along
and unless we are wrong
you expected this line to be lewd

 

[David]

Quite an interesting PIF. I didn't know what limericks were. I am not good at any of these word things especially the one where you have to do a certain amount of syllables in each line, haiku?

I will just copy pasta one here that I like.

A swimmer whose clothing got strewed
by breezes that left her quite nude
saw a man come along
and unless we are wrong
you expected this line to be lewd

 

[David]

Count me in!

Bacon bacon bacon bacon,
bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon.
Bacon bacon bacon,
bacon bacon bacon,
bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon.

BOTB

 

[lancre]

BOTB

BOTB? Bring on the bacon?

 

[David]

BOTB? Bring on the bacon?

Ha! That works, but I was thinking Bacon on the Brain.

 

[lancre]

Ha! That works, but I was thinking Bacon on the Brain.

That works too!

 

[ReapersBlade]

Three wet shaving items all in chrome
Then he throws in the out of place Iphone
Not sure his mindset
Or even his intent
But the tought of going apple makes me groan.

 

[ccpastork]

Couldn't resist one more:

With so many razors, brushes and soaps
My family can barely cope
There's no room in the house
I can't found my spouse
But surely one more won't hurt...I hope

 

[Hoka Hey]

There once was a man with Mach 3
Who's shave was as bad as can be
He got a DE, some blades and some soap
He got a new brush, and something called Croap
And now chases BBS eternally!

I know it's bad!

 

[Highspeedlane]

Not in but this is a great PIF!

 

[ccpastork]

Forgive me, but limericks are a bit addicting:

There once was a fellow so BAD
His affliction so SAD it is was RAD
For a collection of blades
Soaps, razors he craved
Till the rabbit hole swallowed the lad.