Roses are red
Violets are green
Your figure reminds me
Of a washing machine...
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Your figure reminds me
Of a washing machine...
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World's Weirdest PIF
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THere was a young woman named Bright
Whose speed was much faster than light
She set out one day
IN a relative way
And returned on the previous night
THere was a young woman named Bright
Whose speed was much faster than light
She set out one day
IN a relative way
And returned on the previous night
Of this I must confess
The shark laser idea was a mess
That the son of a gun
Had me on the run [emoji125]
It's a shame I'm not CONUS..
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The shark laser idea was a mess
That the son of a gun
Had me on the run [emoji125]
It's a shame I'm not CONUS..
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Great PIF! Thanks for the opportunity.
Here's an original Limerick for my entry ...
A brush maker named Mr. Kent,
Had trouble with paying his rent.
So he asked Mr. Rooney,
"Can you loan me some mooney?"
And Rooney said "Go and get bent!"
Here's an original Limerick for my entry ...
A brush maker named Mr. Kent,
Had trouble with paying his rent.
So he asked Mr. Rooney,
"Can you loan me some mooney?"
And Rooney said "Go and get bent!"
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First of all thank you to everyone for some brilliant, entertaining, and fun Limericks. This PIF was successful beyond my expectations thanks to everyone getting into the spirit and participating. I hope you enjoyed reading all these Limericks as much as I did. I was quite impressed with the originals; I must say quite a creative bunch here on B&B!
Onto the winner by random selection:
@Whispers76 you are the lucky winner of this PIF. Congratulations!!!
If you would kindly PM me you shipping information, I will make sure to get the items posted to you asap!
Thank you again everyone!
Onto the winner by random selection:
@Whispers76 you are the lucky winner of this PIF. Congratulations!!!
If you would kindly PM me you shipping information, I will make sure to get the items posted to you asap!
Thank you again everyone!
Congrats to the winner.
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Congrats!
Very entertaining PIF. Thanks!
Very entertaining PIF. Thanks!
Thank you, praying for it; another day propped up with alternating ice and heat and some snuggles from my 6 year old.
Congratulations whispers76, and thank you fella for the awesome fun PIF, and a thank you to all those who contributed. The limericks were great.
Congrats. I loved the limericks
A late entry Limerickwise
This I wrote a few years ago in response to a thread on New Williams soap:
The Peril of Modern Williams to Women
There once was a leggy young philly
Who deemed modern Williams so silly
Till one day in a rush
She lathered her brush
With a mug of her hubbys new Willie
But the lady got carried away
And it is here that I simply must say
She whipped up a broth
Of lather and froth
And shaved her legs twice on that day
Her husband became quite incensed
At her hedonistic ex' travagance
Listen here my honey,
We're not made of money
That puck cost me eighty nine cents
The wife, now filled with remorse
Offered to take the cure of course
But try as she might
Shaved twice every night
Unable to resist Willie's force
She swore to him she was quite sorry
But it's not nearly the end of her story
She donned a short skirt
And started to flirt
Now her legs were her singular glory.
New William's has become quite in
And perfect for scraping one's chin
But ladies beware
And please do take care
Before applying this stuff to your shin
Skeez
This I wrote a few years ago in response to a thread on New Williams soap:
The Peril of Modern Williams to Women
There once was a leggy young philly
Who deemed modern Williams so silly
Till one day in a rush
She lathered her brush
With a mug of her hubbys new Willie
But the lady got carried away
And it is here that I simply must say
She whipped up a broth
Of lather and froth
And shaved her legs twice on that day
Her husband became quite incensed
At her hedonistic ex' travagance
Listen here my honey,
We're not made of money
That puck cost me eighty nine cents
The wife, now filled with remorse
Offered to take the cure of course
But try as she might
Shaved twice every night
Unable to resist Willie's force
She swore to him she was quite sorry
But it's not nearly the end of her story
She donned a short skirt
And started to flirt
Now her legs were her singular glory.
New William's has become quite in
And perfect for scraping one's chin
But ladies beware
And please do take care
Before applying this stuff to your shin
Skeez
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