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World's Weirdest PIF

Well maybe not the weirdest, but definitely a trifle odd!

So for this PIF we have:
  • 1 Merkur 34C Heavy Duty Classic Double Edge Safety Razor, Chrome
  • 2 Art of Shaving Chrome plated shaving stand
  • 1 iPhone 5 GSM phone in Mint condition*
I will pick and announce a winner of the PIF at random next Friday 28th July. All you need to do to enter is reply to this thread with a Limerick** to be entered into the drawing. This particular PIF is a US PIF only.

* It might actually be a 5S
** Limerick Optional
This is weird not in but does the phone have a finger print scanner for a home button or an iPod button.

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I'm In.

A bather whose clothing was strewed.
By winds that left her quite nude.
Saw a man come along.
And unless we are wrong.
You expected this line to be lewd.

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Here I am, 1st again.
I'm in.

There was an Old Man of Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
His daughter, called Nan,
Ran away with a man,
And as for the bucket, Nantucket.
I'm in.

There once was a man from Maine
Who had razors stuck on the brain.
He came here for support
and he received it, of course
They helped his wallet to drain!!!:001_tt2:
A pirate, history relates
Was scuffing with some of his mates
When he slipped on a cutlass
Which rendered him nutless
And practically useless on dates
Excellent PIF I'm in
There was an old man with a beard,
Who said," It is just as I feared!
Two Owls and a Hen,
Four Larks and a Wren,
Have all built their nests in my beard!"
Good luck to all who have entered, and thanks to fella for the opportunuity.
I'm in!

There was an Old Man with a flute,
A serpent ran into his boot;
But he played day and night,
Till the serpent took flight,
And avoided that man with a flute.
I'm In

There once was a child in Spain,
Who loved to play in the rain.
One day he tripped,
And broke his hip,
Now he is in serious pain.
Im in!

I met her in chat, she was neat,
Her photo was pretty, petite.
We met for a meal,
I saw her for real,
I screamed and then ran down the street!
I'm in.
A couple of originals...and thanks for the fun.

There once was a man named John
His food and his clothes were all wrong
The locusts and honey
Stuck fast to his tummy
For camel's hair and leather he donned.

There once was a lad in the Army
The seargent perceived was too smarmy
He ran him around
The boys trials abound
And a man he was made with no harming.
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The Fur Burglar!
Not in, but great PIF. Well done, @fella!

Just a friendly reminder that any inappropriate posts may result in the member being unable to respond to the thread and therefore not eligible for a very generous PIF.
When writing a limerick five
Is the number of lines to contrive,
To write more or less
The rule would transgress
And our art of perfection deprive.
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