World's Weirdest PIF
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LAD it is...
As a member of Badger and Blade
Of money you wish you were made
Double edge, single edge
Vintage straights like a wedge
Do you dream of a Toggle Parade?
To be honest, I am bored beyond description. Saturday I tore my right calf muscle (gastrocnemius) while trying to push my 3/4 ton utility trailer full of wet bark chips into the back yard (yes, I know I am no longer 20).
This is Day 2 of sitting on the couch, leg elevated with ice and compression...I think I'm losing my mind.
This is Day 2 of sitting on the couch, leg elevated with ice and compression...I think I'm losing my mind.
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To be honest, I am bored beyond description. Saturday I tore my right calf muscle (gastrocnemius) while trying to push my 3/4 ton utility trailer full of wet bark chips into the back yard (yes, I know I am no longer 20).
This is Day 2 of sitting on the couch, leg elevated with ice and compression...I think I'm losing my mind.
That Bites. Wishing you a Speedy Recovery.
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Thank you, the limericks are helping to distract me...keep'em coming please.
CzechCzar
Use the Fat, Luke!
I am in!
There was a composer called Handel,
Who said to a rival: "You vandal!
You've arranged my Messiah
For all-female choir—
I think it's an absolute scandal!"
There was a composer called Handel,
Who said to a rival: "You vandal!
You've arranged my Messiah
For all-female choir—
I think it's an absolute scandal!"
To be honest, I am bored beyond description. Saturday I tore my right calf muscle (gastrocnemius) while trying to push my 3/4 ton utility trailer full of wet bark chips into the back yard (yes, I know I am no longer 20).
This is Day 2 of sitting on the couch, leg elevated with ice and compression...I think I'm losing my mind.
Kevin,
Bet you don't do that again. You'll have to invent new and different ways to hurt yourself! Hope it heals quickly. In the meantime, more limericks!
Kevin,
Bet you don't do that again. You'll have to invent new and different ways to hurt yourself! Hope it heals quickly. In the meantime, more limericks!
No bet, you win
and thank you.As you wish:
The old man he fished from the shore
His catches were fisherman's lore
No fish caused him fright
It was bite after bite
Till a shark got his final reward.
I have to throw my hat in the ring....
My chances of winning this pif
Against competition quite stiff,
Are abysmally low,
But onwards I go,
Because this is really terrif.
My chances of winning this pif
Against competition quite stiff,
Are abysmally low,
But onwards I go,
Because this is really terrif.
You had me at Bacon ...but then you kept going.
Sadly I can add nothing here that would pass for acceptable. Growing up with my mom's penchant for rather obscene limericks leaves me with nothing I can share
Great stuff.
Not in
There was a bald man with a razor
To a shark he fitted a Laser
It swam back a forth
Then off to the north
and ended up blasting a Australia....
It kind of rhymes... if you close your eyes and put your fingers in your ears, its a perfect .... even funny.
Not in I'm CONAU, but would be if I could be...
To a shark he fitted a Laser
It swam back a forth
Then off to the north
and ended up blasting a Australia....
It kind of rhymes... if you close your eyes and put your fingers in your ears, its a perfect .... even funny.
Not in I'm CONAU, but would be if I could be...
There was a bald man with a razor
To a shark he fitted a Laser
It swam back a forth
Then off to the north
and ended up blasting a Australia....
It kind of rhymes... if you close your eyes and put your fingers in your ears, its a perfect .... even funny.
Not in I'm CONAU, but would be if I could be...
I have to stop reading these and trying to drink at the same time. Hilarious!
I know of a man with wet chips
who wouldn't make multiple trips.
He'll have a rough time
(but at least he can rhyme)
when his gastrocnemius rips.
who wouldn't make multiple trips.
He'll have a rough time
(but at least he can rhyme)
when his gastrocnemius rips.
I'm in, thanks.
I once knew a man who wet shaved,
And oh all the money he saved.
He joined B&B,
Developed AD,
Confounds She Who Must Be Obeyed
I once knew a man who wet shaved,
And oh all the money he saved.
He joined B&B,
Developed AD,
Confounds She Who Must Be Obeyed
Nice. Laser guided limericks. Who knew?
I'm in, thanks
Roses are red, violets are blue
There's a good @fella, he's PIFing you
@ccpastork is bored, he's feeling blue
Get well soon mate, best wishes for you
Roses are red, violets are blue
There's a good @fella, he's PIFing you
@ccpastork is bored, he's feeling blue
Get well soon mate, best wishes for you
Bravo!!...and thank you for the well wishes.
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