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Use my car's turn signals before making a turn. Even in a parking lot.
The yellow light on a street light means caution, light is changing. NOT speed up.
YOU (we) sir! Are a dying breed. Good on you. I spend a good part of my day trying to figure out why someone would pay an exorbitant amount of money for a luxury car that doesn't come with turn signals.
That's it right, because I'll be damned if anyone here in the greater Phoenix area driving a Mercedes, Lexus, BMW, Infinity, Acura, Audi (I own an Audi and I know for a FACT the turn signals work.) etc use their turn signals, or even have the slightest idea on proper merging etiquette.
I carve all correspondence on a stone tablet and have it delivered by horse and cart.
I only eat or wear what I have killed.
If anyone insults me, I duel them.
I believe the sun revolves around the earth.
Women should stay at home in the kitchen.
I shave with a sharp rock.
I live in a cave.
When I see a woman I like, I raid her village and take her away on horseback. If that doesn't work I'll offer two chickens and a pig for her.
There, I'm more traditional than all the rest of you combined.
Agreed! Now if Jen and I could just agree on which church to go to, we'd be in business!
At least I don't have that problem with Lodge.
Wear a "wet look" hair do
Collect and wear cuff links
Smoke a pipe
Utilize my local library
That is the sort of thing up with which I will not put.I try to not end sentences with a preposition.
And you do not fear to boldly state it!When possible, I don't split verb clauses.
Not a fan of Damon Runyon?I use past tense rather than present tense to describe events that have already occurred.