I've been a fan of Conan since his "Simpsons" days. He's a comedic genius. I think he's probably the funniest man in late night, but that doesn't mean he has the best show necessarily. I think Leno's still the better entertainer.
Either way, I never got a gauge for Letterman. I didn't think he was funny growing up, and now that's he's an old fart he just seems grumpy and behind the times. He seems like he needs more fiber or something in his diet, or maybe he needs to talk to Wilford Brimley about checking his blood glucose, and checking it often. And Paul Schaeffer, if I ever see him on the street, is going to get a boot in the butt for annoying the pure **** out of me all these years. If Dave Letterman retired tomorrow, I would be happy I'd never have to see him again.
And Carson Daly, Craig Ferguson, Jimmy Kimmel, or any of the other guys out there in late night do nothing for me. They might as well show the beeping color bar "off the air" sign for five hours because that's the same level of entertainment I get out of watching those chumps. "Vince with Shamwow" makes me laugh more than these guys.
Either way, I never got a gauge for Letterman. I didn't think he was funny growing up, and now that's he's an old fart he just seems grumpy and behind the times. He seems like he needs more fiber or something in his diet, or maybe he needs to talk to Wilford Brimley about checking his blood glucose, and checking it often. And Paul Schaeffer, if I ever see him on the street, is going to get a boot in the butt for annoying the pure **** out of me all these years. If Dave Letterman retired tomorrow, I would be happy I'd never have to see him again.
And Carson Daly, Craig Ferguson, Jimmy Kimmel, or any of the other guys out there in late night do nothing for me. They might as well show the beeping color bar "off the air" sign for five hours because that's the same level of entertainment I get out of watching those chumps. "Vince with Shamwow" makes me laugh more than these guys.