Five years of FarmerTan: the Legend Lives On
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This is true. I'm everywhere, David.
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DANG! I really am surrounded!
I have a feeling after I do all my R&D and taste testing, y'all are going to end up trying to squeeze me out of my future fortune...
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But not at your expense, right?
Man, I'd lose half of my act if I didn't pick on you!
You are the "Newwwwman" to my Seinfeld!
Owen Bawn
Garden party cupcake scented
Huh? I always thought you were the Otis to his Sheriff Andy.
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It's closer to call me Deputy Fife, because my wife only gives me one boolitt and I have to keep it in my pocket!
But I can feel the love in our bromance, me and Dawg! I know he still likes me.
Bromance? No, but I think you're worth a Scooby snack every once in a while. 
I love Frankenmuth! I like the beer and my wife likes the year round Christmasy crap! We used to go for a weekend every year.
And a heart attack inducing meal at Tony’s Restaurant on I75 on the way was the best part! Who doesn’t love a 12 egg omelette? Damn I miss that place. A POUND of bacon on the side? Yes please!
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Tony's is still going on, I think. That woman in Michigan kinda hurt people's chance to say Yes to Michigan like Tim the Tool Man Taylor used to tell us to do, and Tony has a LOT more competition now.I love Frankenmuth! I like the beer and my wife likes the year round Christmasy crap! We used to go for a weekend every year.
And a heart attack inducing meal at Tony’s Restaurant on I75 on the way was the best part! Who doesn’t love a 12 egg omelette? Damn I miss that place. A POUND of bacon on the side? Yes please!
But if you are ever going to Bronner's Christmas wunderlahnd pick me up! The War Department refuses to drive me there! I sing Christmas songs year round and drive her nuts.
She's kinda jealous of my voice!
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I knew there was something about you...
I'm a baritone but I used to occasionally sing high after a rugby game.
My mother and my choir teachers used to compare my voice to Caruso's.
Unfavourably.
O.H.
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My Dad always used to ask me what I did with all that money?I knew there was something about you...
I'm a baritone but I used to occasionally sing high after a rugby game.
My mother and my choir teachers used to compare my voice to Caruso's.
Unfavourably.
O.H.
What money?
The money your mother gave you for singing lessons!
Thank you Dad, I learned from the best! You were a real piece of werk!
Dad’s. Hrrmph!
“Hey you kids wanna go somewhere?” “Get your shoes on!”
“sure Dad, yeah! where?”
“You kids ready? Here-go throw this cigarette pack away for me please.”
you’re my kind of people, Dave!
“Hey you kids wanna go somewhere?” “Get your shoes on!”
“sure Dad, yeah! where?”
“You kids ready? Here-go throw this cigarette pack away for me please.”
you’re my kind of people, Dave!
Dang! I didn't realize my webcam was on.
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I lol'd at that one friend!
Dave i must say that you are one of the voices on here that people hear and say he has a point with a smile and a chuckle .
keep it up chap .
keep it up chap .
Dave, we know you've got your sense of smell back, but the larger question remains: how do you smell? 
Mike M
...but this one IS cracked.
Piece of advice
Never marry a woman who can hit a moving target
Happy anniversary Dave
Because he's "so good looking", I thought he was Oswald Lee Harvey to KD's Drew Carey.
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LOL! Actually, not bad today. Like Brut 33....!Dave, we know you've got your sense of smell back, but the larger question remains: how do you smell?
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