@pbrmhl if you get desperate let me know. I live in a near by much more rural neighborhood (porch pirates don't fare well out here). As you know I am a man of low scruples so you know my discretion can be bought for a cup of coffee or maybe even a nice beer on a hot day.
Ruckin.
Appreciate the extremely thoughtful, yet evil, gesture. Now I'm going to think about your offer too frequently. Especially as the bars start to open up...