Lefties are "Sinister".... Us Righties are "Dexterous".... My Dad was a southpaw. He was scary with a chainsaw!
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I'd give my right hand to be ambidextrous.
My wife gets tired of that joke.
Of course, she's tired of all my old material. She's a tough crowd, a tough crowd I tell ya!
No, I'm NOT calling her fat.....
But when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house!
I'm here all week. I might be dead, stuffed in the freezer until her Social Security kicks in, but I'll be here.
....and I'm not sayin' the line at the emergency room was long--but the guy in front of me had a musket wound!!
Civil War reenactment fan, no doubt. <eg>
Btw, what is the status of our OP? Other than troubled... has he been banned.. yet again?
Steve56
Ask me about shaving naked!
Classic ‘floozie’ (influencer) behavior, I’ve seen it multiple times on many forums. It goes like this: A floozie’s personality is what they’re marketing. and they must appear strong and infallible. They break rules, use people and institutions if they think it will help them, and when they get caught or have to pay the piper, they play the ‘victim’ card. It’s always the same, and they never mention violating the terms of use multiple times.
"I'm done! Do you hear me?!" (Shakes fist, slams door, trips over feet and stumbles into the night)
The collective shrug is deafening.
The collective shrug is deafening.
Mike M
...but this one IS cracked.
There is nothing sinister about us lefties, Leonardo Da Vinci, Michael Angelo, Babe Ruth, Neil Armstrong, all managed to achieve a few things without being sinister.
"Shhhhhh,
Don't tell them about Napoleon and Hitler."It's the dexterous lefties you have to watch, truly a sinister bunch they are.There is nothing sinister about us lefties, Leonardo Da Vinci, Michael Angelo, Babe Ruth, Neil Armstrong, all managed to achieve a few things without being sinister.
"Shhhhhh,
Nah , My Dad and My Daughter are lefties but they are dexterous
and they both are good and my youngest Son is a righty but he is dexterous
also and he is a sweetie too..... ( My youngest son and daughter are twins BTW..)
But then what would be left?
The left hemisphere controls the muscles on the right side of the body while the right hemisphere controls those on the left.
So only left handed people are in there right mind
So only left handed people are in there right mind
Your right, of course.
All the cool kidz get banned!
That's what I've heard anyway.
That's what I've heard anyway.
But the really REALLY cool kids get banned and come back!
Haha... well quite!
Despite the occasional lapses of... err... 'colourful' language - I'm actually really nice
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I think the ones that come back should be sent to Myspace.
As long as they don't come to my place.
I'd have some 'splainin' to do to my lovely War Department....
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