The Half Truth Half Blade Contest -Giveaway

[BullGoose]

The theme of this contest is "Half Truths and Half Blades." A Half Truth is a deceptive statement that includes some element of truth. In order to enter this contest, give us an example of a half truth. Post your reply in this thread and have fun with it!

The prize for this contest is a Titanium Stomper razor from Shield Razors. The Stomper takes half DE blades and is an incredibly smooth shaver. We will let the contest run for two weeks and will then draw the winner using Random.org

 

[Tathlum]

Any news report from the mainstream media.

 

[poppi]

Bigfoot is real

 

[bonjing]

I’m not fat, I’m just short for my weight.

 

[Moorhsum]

I'm in shape, round is a shape

 

[TOVT]

"There are two kinds of hope. Bob Hope and no hope."

 

[gpjoe]

It's not a lie if you believe it.*




*George Costanza

 

[SwamperWI]

Ignorance is bliss.

 

[spacemonkey42]

I'm a lot less ugly than you think I am!

 

[ewk]

There are three kinds of people in the world; those that can do math and those that can't.

 

[Grundi]

We have that at home!!

 

[ErkRusselReserve]

Sport Entertainment (currently being produced) is entertaining.

 

[DesertIguana]

English, spelling, grammar, and punctuation were the Classes in High School that were responsible for my full ride to Harvard.

 

[BSawhill]

I have the body of a God. Buddha

 

[kaufdrop27]

Just one more razor … I’m done, I promise

 

[Ad Astra]

Open-comb razors don't use half of the blade.

AA

 

[deafficianado]

You can save money by shaving with DE blades.

 

[Mr. Shavington]

(As told to my wife) “I haven’t bought any razors in the last month”.

The whole truth would mention that I did buy seven new brushes. Two of those were rather nice Thäters from Bullgoose, as it happens.

 

[Ted A]

No really, I don’t want dessert

 

[Phoenixkh]

I’ve never been good looking but….. now….. I’m too old to let that get me down. (Chris Smither)