Quote of the Day

[dcobranchi]

I have one of those page-a-day calendars: Stupidest Thing Ever Said. I thought y'all might appreciate today's.

Does he have sex appeal?... Can you smell the English Leather on this guy, the Aqua Velva, the sort of mature man's shaving cream, or whatever, you know, after he shaved? Do you smell that sort of, a little bit of cigar smoke?

TV host Chris Matthews, fantasizing about the manly body smells of actor/candidate Fred Thompson
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I wish my wife would respond as enthusiastically to my soap and aftershaves.

 

[Niles]

Good one.

 

[The Count of Merkur Cristo]

I like that one. Keep'em coming!!

"A shave, please, but don't cut my throat. I may want to do it lather myself". Casey Stengel

 

[celestino]