SweetieTodd
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Aug 15, 2015
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May 5, 2014
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Location:
The Haunted House, BeaverCleaverville
Occupation:
Housewife/mom (trust me it's full time)

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SweetieTodd

from The Haunted House, BeaverCleaverville

SweetieTodd was last seen:
Aug 15, 2015
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    Location:
    The Haunted House, BeaverCleaverville
    Occupation:
    Housewife/mom (trust me it's full time)
    When not performing rites at Stonehenge as the High Goddess of the Secret Veg Rites, I work booking new comers for their choosing ceremonies (usually done during the autumnal or vernal equinox).
    After spending nearly my entire life under the Other Sisters i
    Of the Veg, and going through my own choosing ceremony (While listening to Dark Side of the Moon backwards you must light six various scented candles (truly it doesn't matter what scent because the veg will overtake them). Then while chanting "oh choose me green one" and placing a close pin over your nose, place the green abomination into a decanter so the gods may change it in your favor......once you feel the winds shift and the singing of the angels and your skin just feels right...apply liberally) I was deemed worthy of myself becoming a High Goddess! Our order is now overseen by the VHO (Veg Head Office). When I am not living up to my sacred duties, I am a mother to two beautiful children and a full time home maker thanks to my loving fiancé (tyrionstark)
    We actually live in a slowly fully functioning vintage home and we live like the Addams Family surrounded by our oddities and macabre art!

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    Founder of BeaverCleaverville/High Dark Goddess of the Secret Veg Rites and the Dead