I Need That! 🙄

[johnniegold]

While Mrs. Gold was rummaging through some boxes in our storage room, she came upon a box with these bottles of aftershave in it.

She asked me if I still “needed” these bottles of aftershave that have been sitting there for several years.

I informed Mrs. Gold that if they’ve been sitting in a box at the back of the storage room for several years then I must need them.

Mrs. Gold’s reaction was the obligatory eye-roll and then she placed the items back into the box and returned them to the back of the storage room.

Do I need them? Pffft. Of course I need them.

I also need that chair, that paddleball and that ashtray. And that’s all I need.

Oh… and I need that book.

 

[sarimento1]

OMG!
You definitely Don't need those!
Send them to me for proper disposal!!

 

[ewk]

"Thanks. I needed that."

 

[BigJ]

No question, you ‘need’ those bottles!!

 

[Eric_75]

I have to get my hands on some Aqua Velva Original Sport at some point.

 

[Submariner]

You definitely need those bottles....except for the Old Spice. You don't want that. You should probably send it my way for proper disposal of the offensive item.

 

[Boti2634]

While Mrs. Gold was rummaging through some boxes in our storage room, she came upon a box with these bottles of aftershave in it.

She asked me if I still “needed” these bottles of aftershave that have been sitting there for several years.

I informed Mrs. Gold that if they’ve been sitting in a box at the back of the storage room for several years then I must need them.

Mrs. Gold’s reaction was the obligatory eye-roll and then she placed the items back into the box and returned them to the back of the storage room.

Do I need them? Pffft. Of course I need them. View attachment 1729901

I also need that chair, that paddleball and that ashtray. And that’s all I need.
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Oh… and I need that book.

You absolutely need them!

 

[johnniegold]

Another box found by Mrs. Gold of stuff that I “need”. Man, I forgot that I even had those.

When Mrs. Gold asked me why I needed these empty bottles, I told her that information is given out on a “need to know” basis and that she didn’t need to know that.

Me:

Mrs. Gold:

 

[Rico Suave]

Another box found by Mrs. Gold of stuff that I “need”. Man, I forgot that I even had those.

When Mrs. Gold asked me why I needed these empty bottles, I told her that information is given out on a “need to know” basis and that she didn’t need to know that.

Me:

Mrs. Gold:

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You have killed an impressive amount of product.

 

[Jan Sobieski]

You must at least keep the Floid bottles.

 

[md1234]

I have to get my hands on some Aqua Velva Original Sport at some point.

I used one bottle of before I figured out why it smelled familiar because Pinesol floor cleaner smells the same lol.

 

[Eric_75]

I used one bottle of before I figured out why it smelled familiar because Pinesol floor cleaner smells the same lol.

An artist I used to work with at our studio in Nashville used to drink Jack Daniels mixed with orange juice. He called it a "Pine-Sol"

 

[zenex]

There is shaving stuff acquisition disorder.
And there is empty bottles storage disorder.

 

[CzechCzar]

Another box found by Mrs. Gold of stuff that I “need”. Man, I forgot that I even had those.

When Mrs. Gold asked me why I needed these empty bottles, I told her that information is given out on a “need to know” basis and that she didn’t need to know that.

Me:

Mrs. Gold:

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How time flies! I remember that old proraso logo quite well!