Great throw back Tuesday shave Chris. Sorry about the fail on the order.
In other news:
My new belt sander arrived last night, I got it set up but didn't get a chance to try it out. My wife asked me to fix a broken plastic ring (hula hoop for an American Girl doll, a gift for my daughter's B-day coming up) so I broke out the large bottle of super glue. Since I had the bottle out I decided I would start the finish on a Barbershop Wooden Handle brush restore I have been meaning it make progress on. Who would have thought fixing a cracked piece of plastic could go SO wrong.
Someone really should warn a guy about the dangers of using CA glue from a bulk container. I THOUGHT getting the bulk CA was a smart thing to do...now I am rethinking the whole idea. The bottle is great for the workshop, it has a plug insert under the screw on nozzle to keep the whole thing from becoming a mess. Apparently my bottle didn't get the "keep the whole thing from becoming a mess" message. You know how it goes, you get just a little CA on your finger and next thing you know your fingers are stuck together. Or maybe you end up with a little dab on your arm and when you lean against the workbench your arm sticks to the surface. My problems were a little bigger than that and they started when I had to use a pair of channel locks to open the container and pull the plug. The threads had a crusty chunk of CA making it hard to open and close so i used the pliers to break away the chunk. While breaking the chunk away I learned the most valuable lesson(s) a man can learn...about what 8 ounces of pure INSTANT bonding power is capable of. Yup, the channel locks slipped and I was bathed in CA. Did you know that stuff gets hot as it forms a permanent bond? The good news is the eye protection I had donned did its job ...bad news, I became permanently bonded to said eye wear ...And my shirt to my chest hair, my lips to one another, my mustache to my lip...and my nose, my goatee to my cheek, hand and chest and neck. I am still finding parts of my body glued to other parts of my body. I also learned that Acetone really doesn't do much when you are covered in that much CA. Oh, and as this stuff forms its bond it gives off waves of fumes that threaten your very existence. Pretty intense stuff. My poor goatee looks like I glued a hair piece made from hair clippings to my face. My lip has this cool "snarl" look at the corner where the 'stache has grabbed hold of it ...I kinda look like dirty Harry. You thought honer's mange was an odd sight? My arm hairs are a mix of dreadlock like snarls, booger wads and bald spots. I ended up fixing the broken plastic ring sometime after I was able to pry it off the back of my right forearm. And the Barber handle looks pretty good but it needs a few more coats, I might just hold off on that though.
Some things really shouldn't be made available in such large quantities.
First off awesome shave!
As to the above. This right here must be nominated I think you just won the whole internet today this is pure FUNNY!!!! Why no pics? I assume your wife must have been laughing at you as this was happening? No pics?
Two reasons there are no pics. First and most importantly, fingers covered in CA don't activate the buttons on the touch screen, and there is no way I was able to use the fingerprint ID. Second is...do you think I am stupid? My wife was actually gone when this happened and only returned home long enough to grab a hot dog before heading out again. By the time she was home my lips were parted, the various plastic things had been detached and I had managed to get the goatee off my cheek (or cheek of the goatee). Although my face had a very unnatural look when she arrived, I was able to move most things independently again. I was in the process of trying to free my fingers and hands from the grip of the glue and was devising a plan to remove the shirt without removing the chest hair at the same time (HINT: not possible). She definitely thought it was funny. This morning's shave seemed to have doen a good job removing much of the remaining glue from my cheek but I definitely don't need any mustache wax to hold things in place for awhile.
I am just REALLY happy I was standing close to the workbench and all of the splashing hit from the belly button up.
+1,000....I think you just won the whole internet today....
Hands down Internet winner, perhaps for the Month. You had me crying Chris.