You make me LOL

[M80]

Sometimes when I am perusing B&B I read a post that tickles my funny bone. This thread is for those posts. Please add any posts that made you chuckle.




In the thread, Wee Scot Roadshow

While I'm waiting to get one, I'll keep myself occupied by shaving with a single hair that shed from another brush.

Should be good practice for the wee scot.

 

[franz]

Honestly, Jay deserves his own thread... "Best of Ouch."

 

[GDCarrington]

Hurray! My first banning with the new software!

Yes. He enjoyed that!

 

[JoshuaNY]

Original question was "Do they kill the badgers to make brushes"

Response

Nah, the badgers come in for a shave every once in a while.

Totally cracked me up

 

[M80]

Now that I have a nice money clip

How do you sort the bills?

Numerically ordered, with the biggest on top.
No reason why, just habit.

Now my wife, OTOH, seems to think that each bill she received needs to be individually folded and crumpled and stuffed into a random pocket.
Watching her pull wads of crumpled cash out each time she has to pay for something is like a little death to me each time

 

[AABCDS]

I thought this post was pretty funny considering the author's custom title, "My secret is to never actually post anything of substance".

or a light truck.