Finally got a package from Bullgoose with, amongst other sundries, a bottle of Ogalla Bay Rum. After a good shave with little to no burn from the alum block, I slapped on a little of the bay rum this morning.
Hmmmm... Huh, no burning. I thought people always said that...
OH GOD! IT BURNS US!! IT BURNS WITH THE HEAT OF A THOUSAND SUNS!!!
... 2 minutes later...
WHY DOESN'T IT STOP BURNING??? IT'S AS IF THE ASHES OF PHOENIX ARE RISING UP AGAIN ON MY FACE!!!
... 5 minutes later...
MY HANDS!!! WHY MUST THEY BURN TOO!!! I'LL NEVER DRINK RUM OR EAT BAY LEAVES AGAIN!!!
... 10 minutes later...
Ooooh... smells very clovey. I feel like the fabled Christmas pudding of a Dickensian feast.
Needless to say, there was some minor discomfort in the process.
Hmmmm... Huh, no burning. I thought people always said that...
OH GOD! IT BURNS US!! IT BURNS WITH THE HEAT OF A THOUSAND SUNS!!!
... 2 minutes later...
WHY DOESN'T IT STOP BURNING??? IT'S AS IF THE ASHES OF PHOENIX ARE RISING UP AGAIN ON MY FACE!!!
... 5 minutes later...
MY HANDS!!! WHY MUST THEY BURN TOO!!! I'LL NEVER DRINK RUM OR EAT BAY LEAVES AGAIN!!!
... 10 minutes later...
Ooooh... smells very clovey. I feel like the fabled Christmas pudding of a Dickensian feast.
Needless to say, there was some minor discomfort in the process.