What quote you like to be on your t-shirt?

[juandaniel]

Hi guys
I wanna know from you what is the best t-shirt quote you have ever seen or you have on your own t-shirts. I like to wear t-shirts with funny quotations.
I have these following:
Your lips keep moving... but all I hear is "Blah Blah Blah..."

This Is Not A Photo Opportunity

I don't know what makes you dumb, but it really works.

I'm sorry. My fault. I forgot you were an idiot.

Your Girlfriend Thinks I'm Hot

Marriage is not a word; it's a sentence.

I DONT NEED YOUR ATTITUDE::::
I HAVE MY OWN!!

If being sexy is a crime, arrest me

 

[Timmy Dee]

I have one that says "Dead women don't say no" if that counts.....it's sort of my business meeting shirt

 

[WhosYerBob]

The beatings will continue until moral improves.

 

[Duamuteffe]

"Don't Give Up The Ship"

 

[Prince]

Bacon is meat candy.

 

[FreezerBurns]

I'm with stupid

 

[arghblech]

I have this one:

 

[taprater]

Ihave one that says "Face your fears or remain chained by them." and I want to get one made that has my sig on it.

 

[Duamuteffe]

I have this one:

+1

Thank you- I was wondering what to get my admin friend for his birthday...

 

[gaseousclay]

I like this one from Threadless

 

[nwman]

"Use Our Natural Resources Wisely...Waterboard Bush & Cheney"

 

[Gravy]

Having done some RPG'ing in the past and presently wearing the label of "gun nut", I like this one:

 

[blackfoot]

I have this one:

 

[DSFC]

This Space For Rent

 

[tg16]

Runs with scissors.

 

[Hreafn]

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Ben Franklin

 

[Commander Quan]

I can't wait to have a kid so I can dress him up in these

 

[soapbox]

Love the XKCD shirts but don't have any yet.

I have these that are modestly witty (from a certain, very nerdy, point of view):

 

[cfriend]

I own two t-shirts, both are FSU related and worn to the gym... I don't have much input for this thread.

 

[arghblech]

I can't wait to have a kid so I can dress him up in these

I thought so too but my wife has other plans.