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Revolution Series on NBC - Oh Hollywood, why do you think we are stupid?

luvmysuper

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I recently saw the trailers for the new NBC Sci-Fi series “Revolution” where the loss of all electrical power world-wide thrust the earth back to the dark ages.

Sort of.

My initial thoughts? Wow! A Sci-Fi series based on the phenomenal work of S.M. Stirling ala “Dies the Fire”. Can’t wait!

Then I watched the pilot episode. Not satisfied that I had been completely betrayed, I watched the second show.

Yep. Betrayed.

Whereas S.M. Stirling gave us a world where an unknown event fundamentally changed the laws of physics – Fuel didn’t burn like it did before the change, gunpowder didn’t work like it did before the change, batteries didn’t work like they did before the change, Revolution gave us what appears to have been a worldwide EMP event and all we’ve lost is electrical generation and existing electrical systems.

Wait, what?

Did Hollywood forget that the world chugged along just fine without electricity for nearly as long as this television show seemed to drag on?
The Civil War was fought without electricity.
The West was won without electricity.
Steam Locomotives, heck – even Diesel Engines don’t “need” electrical systems per se.

And even if existing electrical systems failed, why couldn’t someone make a new wet cell battery? Why didn’t someone rewire the local Hydro-electric plants?
Obviously the potential to transmit and utilize electricity still exists in this world, at the end of the first show, and periodically throughout the second, the woman Grace shows us that her little secret pendant is capable of producing sufficient electrical current to run a BBS type computer communication system.

If electricity can still be produced and transmitted, why are people running around with cross bows and muskets instead of rebuilding local power production facilities?
Rather than give us a premise where the earth was literally forced into the dark ages as S.M. Stirling did, JJ Abrams has given us a TV show with a premise stolen from S.M. Stirling, but done in a manner of the recent teen-fest “The Hunger Games” .

The show is set in its current state 15 years after the loss of electrical power, and yet everyone on the show is wearing fashionable, clean, new looking clothes. Almost everyone is clean shaven. The first thing those guys must have gone in search of was Gillette Cartridge blades.

Yes, Hollywood has once again presented us with a mindless series with no imagination, and no criteria for the suspension of belief. Much like the recent “Terra Nova” failure, they have taken a wonderful premise and drowned it in smarmy glurge.

(glurge – n - Stories, often sent by e-mail, that are supposed to be true and uplifting, but which are exaggerated, sickeningly sweet, and sentimental)

This show will certainly appeal to the G.E.D. or lower crowd. School kids will likely be enamored of the wheezy asthmatic hero who is so stupid that even though he knows he has life threatening asthma, willingly tromps through an abandoned RV, opening dusty cabinets and tearing up deteriorating foam cushions. They will likely love his sister too, who having watched her father die at the hands of a cruel local enforcer still has the human decency to want to spare the life of a bounty hunter intent upon destroying her only hope of reunion with her silly brother and carrying out the death bed request of dear old dad.

All I can say is, if you have a pre or early teen age girl in your house, you better bet that a really cool cross bow will be on Santas list this year.
 
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rockviper

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I watched the pilot, hoping for the best but I won't be following this series at all. So much wasted potential.

ps. your write-up is so much better than mine :tongue_sm
 
All I can say is, if you have a pre or early teen age girl in your house, you better bet that a really cool cross bow will be on Santas list this year.

Lol...

I usually get very disappointed with the local networks' offerings; I dont even watch most of their new shows unless they've been running for a good while now. Last year I watched "The Chicago code" and this year I watched "Alcatraz," both promising and with good acting and plots, only to be abruptly ended in chaotic finales that didnt even make sense. I was specially pissed at "Alcatraz" being canceled -even though Sarah Jones' acting was comical at best- because the plot was pretty good and every other actor was pretty good for the most part. I really wanted that show to develop, just thinking about its cancellation makes me mad.

I stick to HBO and Showtime series/sitcoms. You cant go wront that way... Dexter starts Sunday btw.
 
Lol...

I usually get very disappointed with the local networks' offerings; I dont even watch most of their new shows unless they've been running for a good while now. Last year I watched "The Chicago code" and this year I watched "Alcatraz," both promising and with good acting and plots, only to be abruptly ended in chaotic finales that didnt even make sense. I was specially pissed at "Alcatraz" being canceled -even though Sarah Jones' acting was comical at best- because the plot was pretty good and every other actor was pretty good for the most part. I really wanted that show to develop, just thinking about its cancellation makes me mad.

I stick to HBO and Showtime series/sitcoms. You cant go wront that way... Dexter starts Sunday btw.


I'm with you on the HBO/Showtime series...

Breaking Bad was good - as is Sons Of Anarchy, but i watch them via TIVO...

Oh and Copper on BBC America seems good too, got it TIVO'd for when I have time to watch (plus I don't have to be an advertising captive)
 
The horror...the horror!

The first thing those guys must have gone in search of was Gillette Cartridge blades.

Great write-up, Phil! I was wondering why people had swords and crossbows in the commercials, makes sense now. Another network bastardization....for shame!
 
I too got tricked into watching the first two episodes. I will not be following it, way too much doesn't make any sense at all. Like you said there is no change in the laws of physics, the power just went out and everyone accepted it??
 
The show is an almost note for note remake of Kevin Costner's "The Postman." And that is not saying much.

Here is my guess on a dim-witted plot as to why the power went out: Certain "enlightened" people purposely caused the power outage/EMP blast in an effort to "SAVE THE HUMAN RACE" from itself. Mark my words the actual plot will be something along these lines.

And luvmysuper you are dead on with your post: The people in the show are totally clean cut, even nearing super models, no dirt, no blood, most of the characters look like they just walked out of the JCP catalog. Not realistic at all.
 
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Doc4

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Did Hollywood forget that ... even if existing electrical systems failed, why couldn’t someone make a new wet cell battery?

Apparently, we (or Hollywood) are stupider than 1964.

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luvmysuper

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Apparently, we (or Hollywood) are stupider than 1964.

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Good point. The Professor could make a radio out of a coconut, a hot air balloon out of palm fronds, and a Geiger counter out of scraps from the luggage, but he couldn't fix a 1 x 1 hole in a wooden boat hull.
 
Think we're stupid? They know how stupid tv viewers are. Proof is that Honey Boo Boo is getting a second season.

I'm sitting here trying to recall the last tv show I enjoyed and looked forward to watching every week and I'm having a hard time thinking of one. I'll probably tune into LAST RESORT tonight only because Andre Braugher is in it, but I don't have high hopes for it.
 

luvmysuper

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I'm not suggesting that it wouldn't be suitable fare if you are just looking for a little escapism and kind of squint and pretend you didn't just see that or hear that.
I'm saying it could have been ever so much better, and with very little effort.

Has anyone read the S.M. Stirling books? Do yourself a favor and read "Dies the Fire".

Then again, if you like this show, reading that book will point out the glaring discrepancies, so maybe you shouldn't.

I'm not on a high horse here about the barren wasteland that television is, and try to harken back to a golden age when everything on TV was flawless. I know TV has always had a plethora of drivel aimed at the lowest common denominator, but it just seems that it is harder and harder to find the gems amongst the chaff.

This show in particular exemplifies what is wrong with a lot of television today. A brilliant premise, poorly executed, poorly planned, with mindless writing, no connection whatsoever to even a possibility that it could ever happen that way, and nothing provided by the producer or writers to help us even try to believe that these people are anything more than vacuous dunderheads that deserve whatever they get.
Would it have been so hard to make people look like they were at least struggling for 15 years instead of just walking out of Abercrombie & Fitch?

If the Militia has confiscated all firearms, why are they using muskets?
The woman has had 15 years to learn survival skills, why isn't she using a long bow instead of a cross bow, arguably the lousiest weapon of choice in a kill or be killed scenario.
Why are there so many apparently healthy people in an overgrown and swamp flooded Chicago? Don't people understand the fundamentals of disease transmission? Malaria anyone?
A gut shot militia man is given the option of drinking poison "to end it quickly" or suffering a slow and painful death. Did the loss of electricity erase the know how and skills of trauma specialists and surgeons too?

Is there anything at all in this show that could remotely be linked to the realm of actual possibility?
 
Fans of Grege Esterbrook's "Tuesday Morning Quarterback" can see his take on Revolutions:

http://espn.go.com/espn/playbook/st...ing-control-coaches-players-worse-blown-calls

Spoiler Alert -- Mom Is Sure to Be Alive:"Revolution," which premiered last week, is the latest big-budget prime-time attempt to capture the sci-fi /conspiracy/ apocalypse ground once held successfully by "Lost" and "Heroes." Like previous attempts to take this ground using expensive action scenes and cut-rate writing -- "Terra Nova," "The Event," "FlashForward," "V," "Jericho" -- "Revolution" has "canceled by Christmas" written all over it. Thus TMQ must mock the series while there's time.Assume some mysterious force could stop electricity from flowing and prevent all mechanical devices from operating. To watch a "Superman" movie, you must suspend disbelief about superpowers. To watch "Revolution," you must accept its head-scratcher premise. But within the premise, action should be comprehensible.
In the pilot, we see a man hurry home to his wife and adorable children, clutching a bag of groceries. He announces that it's about to happen, and races to download a file to a flash drive. The wife knows what "it" is, and begins to fill the bathtubs and sinks with water. The man calls his brother to warn him that all technology is about to stop, forever. Then all technology stops.
[+] Enlarge NBC/Universal/Bob MahoneyOn "Revolution" all technology has failed, and plots aren't working too well either.


Fifteen years later most of the world population is dead, cities are overgrown with vines and warlords rule what remains of the United States. We see the man running a village commune. He says his wife died because she left the protection of the commune walls. A sinister militia comes to demand the man's surrender. When he resists, the militia mortally wounds him and kidnaps a teen, who turns out to be the little boy from the beginning. The little girl turns out to have grown into a fearless Katniss knockoff with a crossbow. The file the man frantically downloaded turns out to run an amulet that restores electricity. His brother turns out to have belonged to an elite Army commando unit. Now, the brother runs a moonshine establishment in the ruins of Chicago. The brother joins Katniss/B to search for the kidnapped boy. There's the series setup.
Suppose you were a father and mother who knew all technology was about to stop working -- you'd buy more than one bag of groceries! You wouldn't wait until the last conceivable instant to draw water or copy the magic software. You'd stockpile inhalers for your asthmatic child, rather than do nothing, as is depicted. If the first two characters shown knew the blackout apocalypse was coming, why didn't they prepare?
Fifteen years later, just before expiring, the man hands the power-restoration amulet to a stranger, not explaining its purpose. Lying mortally wounded, he tells his daughter to be strong but does not reveal his knowledge of how the blackout began. Since the amulet and the knowledge were the items of value he possessed at death, why didn't he give either to his daughter?
The daughter walks to Chicago to find her uncle; what seemed like a rural village was the ruins of a suburb. The uncle declares he has not spoken to his brother since receiving the warning a moment before the blackout. At this point we must accept that the uncle, a highly trained commando, knew that his brother had vital information about whatever stopped all power on Earth from functioning -- yet over 15 years, never simply walked to his brother's nearby house to ask him what the heck was going on.
Canceled by Christmas; lucky to make it to Thanksgiving.
 
Reminds me of the film The Darkest Hour. Alien entities invade the Earth, taking out all electrical systems.
At the end survivors find their way to a nuclear submarine for rescue. Someone repairs a cellphone so they can make a call.
Yes that's right. In the middle of a dead city - and while underwater in a sub - they can use cellphones.

I find it genuinely disturbing how stupid people are getting - and willingly so. There seems to be an attitude that it's OK to believe what you want without using critical thinking.
 
I can live with the premise of the show, on the assumption that there's some wrinkles the writers are going to reveal slowly over the course of the season.
I can live with the drop-dead gorgeous actors and actresses all wearing what look like brand new clothes with just a few strategic tears.
I CAN'T live with the horrifically clunky dialogue or the "the first person I meet in the whole city of Chicago happens to be my long-lost uncle who I've been searching for" plot twists.

Not making into the Hulu queue, that's for sure.
 
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