Wife and I have discussed writing the book “What she said-What he heard”.I recorded swmbo snoring. While the soundtrack was pretty spectacular, I don't think I'd recommend it.
Swmbo and I laugh a lot, usually at the fact we're both seniors. After a lifetime of shooting sports, my hearing is really shot. (sorry...) That alone generates hilarity on a daily basis.
Post of the week right hereIt is helpful to preserve courting habits. It is even more helpful to turn a blind eye, and refrain from commenting, or at least saying the first thing which comes to mind. It is useful to remember women like to talk things through and don't really want you to provide fix-it responses to all situations. They just want an ear, sometimes.
Women have long memories. Screw something up, say something stupid, and they will remember. Not forever. Just until their dying day. And they are suspicious. Give em flowers and they wonder what you are feeling guilty about. Don't give em flowers and they wonder if the romance is fading.
I have some other advice, but gotta go vacuum....
You never know OM. My long suffering wife would probably hope not.We could be related!
Now it sounds like your wife is related to my lovely War Department!You never know OM. My long suffering wife would probably hope not.
When she was diagnosed with shingles I proposed she stay in the bedroom and I could slide her meals underneath the door. But the kicker was when I started calling her "my little leper."
She knows its all in good fun and she gives as much as she receives !