Rhody
I'm a Lumberjack.
life is too short to not have a sense of humor
Bad wife advice
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In my present health, life is too long to not have a sense of humor! Lol
Rhody
I'm a Lumberjack.
w ish you better days
Brother, if I died tonight I have had close to 40 years I shouldn't have. So no worries. I am truly the most blessed man you will have ever met, and we ain't even officially met! Truly, thank you for your kindness my friend. It's off to bed for me, to try to sleep with the snoring War Department! (Please don't tell her I said that. She claims she doesn't snore, though the neighbors beg to differ.)
"If a man says he's going to do something, he will do it. You don't have to nag him every six months about it."
Didn't go over well.
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Didn't go over well.
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A friend of mine recorded his wife snoring once...………...don't do that.
You are SO right.
heh. I thought this was advise if you had a bad wife.
For the record.... If my wife reads this...there are no bad wives. Only underappreciated ones.heh. I thought this was advise if you had a bad wife.
I should be good for a while if I remember to work that into a conversation with her, all casual like...
Every time I respond I just take what I'd like to say....pause and then say the exact opposite with a plastic smile.
Then afterwards I'm always thinking, MAN I'm glad I didn't say the first version, lol.
Then afterwards I'm always thinking, MAN I'm glad I didn't say the first version, lol.
Thank goodness I’m divorced, why? I’m sick of having an augmented with my wife
My wife gives as good as she gets, so I consider myself inoculated against any trumped up "offense" she may take to one of my sarcastic (intentional or otherwise) remarks.
That I am still alive and reasonably in full possession of my faculties after 24 years of marriage is proof of my assertion.
That I am still alive and reasonably in full possession of my faculties after 24 years of marriage is proof of my assertion.
Whatever you think/want/wish/desire, dear...is the only good advice.
I should remember that, but even after 40 years seldom do.
I should remember that, but even after 40 years seldom do.
Rhody
I'm a Lumberjack.
I never remember that either
Plus wants and opinions may change on a daily basis so agreeing with everything is still a dangerous proposition when its the next day
I recorded swmbo snoring. While the soundtrack was pretty spectacular, I don't think I'd recommend it.
Swmbo and I laugh a lot, usually at the fact we're both seniors. After a lifetime of shooting sports, my hearing is really shot. (sorry...) That alone generates hilarity on a daily basis.
Swmbo and I laugh a lot, usually at the fact we're both seniors. After a lifetime of shooting sports, my hearing is really shot. (sorry...) That alone generates hilarity on a daily basis.
That's how I read it at first too. Reminded me of a Shane MacGowan lyric:
My daddy was a sinner
But my mother was a saintly person
But I ruined my life with drinking
Bad wives, taking pills, and cursing.
Chandu
I Waxed The Badger.
Funny, yesterday I was thinking how we all seek advice from people that have done things multiple times as they have experience.
But in marriage, I think you're better off talking to the fella with one long marriage and not one who is on number four.
But in marriage, I think you're better off talking to the fella with one long marriage and not one who is on number four.
A mate of mine who's just got divorce number 4 was giving advice on how deal with MrsM on the weekend when I mentioned we'd disagreed on to do with some junk in the garage.n
