So yesterday I lost my sense of smell.
Today the "Avon Lady" or "Avon Person" in 2021, whom I went to hi skool with, dropped off Campaign no. 4!!!
I'm so excited, as my wife will tell you, I'm the girl person in our relationship!
I love the scratch and sniff scented areas on some pages. So I immediately go to the "Fragrances" section when the catalogue gets dropped off.
My FAVORITE on my wife is the original "Haiku" if I spelled it right.
Anyway, the girls had a new smell in the catalogue! Problem: the factory that squirts the cologne on the page musta missed it!
Went to the boys section. A new fragrance for me was in there, "Studio 1886", and you guessed it: they missed spraying THAT page too, and now I AM MAD!
Then I remembered, I have to wait until tomorrow to see if I have Covid, since they just did the long Qtip up the nose routine today.
If it comes back negative I will be suing Avon for false advertising! And I coulda got a paper cut the way I was scratching at those pages!
Today the "Avon Lady" or "Avon Person" in 2021, whom I went to hi skool with, dropped off Campaign no. 4!!!
I'm so excited, as my wife will tell you, I'm the girl person in our relationship!
I love the scratch and sniff scented areas on some pages. So I immediately go to the "Fragrances" section when the catalogue gets dropped off.
My FAVORITE on my wife is the original "Haiku" if I spelled it right.
Anyway, the girls had a new smell in the catalogue! Problem: the factory that squirts the cologne on the page musta missed it!
Went to the boys section. A new fragrance for me was in there, "Studio 1886", and you guessed it: they missed spraying THAT page too, and now I AM MAD!
Then I remembered, I have to wait until tomorrow to see if I have Covid, since they just did the long Qtip up the nose routine today.
If it comes back negative I will be suing Avon for false advertising! And I coulda got a paper cut the way I was scratching at those pages!