Wouldn't do it.
I believe you.I would not use it.
Already there is electrolysis and the only men who are usually interested are drag queens. (I tell no lie, search the web for electrolysis forums that discuss doing it for facial hair and you'll see for yourself.)
I would go for something of a 50-75% hair deduction in other places but leave my face alone, thank you! Wouldn't being 100% beardless, oh... be like a woman?
me to please
and my back as well