You may be "one in a million" but somewhere in the world there will be other like you.
Not saying that I am "one of a kind" - far from it. Just a phrase I use for anything that is preference based - shaving, audio, things like that.
In my opinion we can approximate a reviewer's preferences and biases from items that the reviewer and the reader have both used and attempt to extrapolate that experience to potential purchases.
Sometimes it works.
Sometimes it doesn't.
Hence my lack of reliance on reviews in favor of direct experience.
YMMV