What's the matter, haven't you seen a talking Snowman before? You might not believe it, but with the big Recession a couple of years ago, the world almost missed Wet Shaving...
Santa! Times are tough and you're spending too much on shaving stuff! They don't call me SWMBO for nothing!
Are you kidding, Rudolph? That Bug Spray scent is revolting, and that soap is turning your nose red!
Rudolph, I don't care that you like cheap soaps! Everyone thinks I'm a misfit, because I don't want to make toys, I want to be a barber and restore razors and brushes!
Ho, boys! I'm looking for Vintage Old Spice.....Hmmmm, Nothin'!
It's the Abominable!
You can't stay here, this is the Island of Misfit scents...Only Lilac Vegetarians are allowed...
Looky what he can do, and that ain't fur, it's lather!
You know Trumpers, and Tabac and Spanish La Toja
Mama Bears, Arko and good ol Valobra
But do you recall
The most mundane shave soap of all?
Williams the drug store shave soap
Had a citronella scent
And if you want to buy it
You still have dough to pay the rent
All of the High End shave soaps
Lathered up and called him names
They never let Poor Willy
Join in any shaving games
Then the Big Recession hit
And Santas shop went broke
Williams, with your price so low
I dont care if your lather blows!
Then all the shavers tried it,
And they shouted out with glee
Williams the drug store shave soap
You give decent shaves cheaply
Hey, boss, I think you could get rid of that razor burn if you ditched the Multiblade thing...
Great stuff. Thanks, Top -- Merry Christmas to you and yours, too!
