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Silverlifter's Surefire System for Superb Shaves

Are you insane?


Those prices are way too low!

My brother in dewhiskering, I am in complete agreement. The prices are low so as not to exlude any of our blessed community; all should be able to partake in the miracle that is this scientifically proven method. See my recent peer reviewed paper in the esteemed journal, The Annals of Traditional Wet Shaving, December 2023.

The fact that I am able to bring this system to our band of committed brothers is a testament to both my vision and my altruism. Wet shavers around the world should no longer have to suffer through weepers, dull blades, significant others with beard burn and the corrosive disappointment of a poorly shaved lover. Arise, fellow shavers, and seize the moment!
 
What about my lucky shaving socks?

My friend, I am troubled by your comment. There is no room for superstition in this scientifically rigorous system, tried and tested in the cauldron of dens across the globe, and delivering blessed relief to shavers young and old. By all means, wear your socks in the act, but please don't confuse them for the one, true system!
 
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