PIF-Huge instant shave den +1 other

[ShavePastor]

Shizzzaaammm!!! Generous PIF!!! Thanks for doing this!

Not in as I'm mostly a modern DE type guy these days, but may King Gillette smile upon the vintage lover!

 

[Sparki]

Is someone getting married?

^^^ that was my joke part

This is one of most generous PIFs ever, thanks for sharing.
Respectfully not it, and good luck everyone.

 

[Clay S]

I'm in.

Huge! Outstanding PIF!

What's the square root of 69?

8 something.

 

[Keto]

I'm in , I would have to turn around and do another pif with some though. Pete and Repete were riding on a wagon, Pete fell off and who was left.
Pete and Repete were riding on a wagon, Pete fell off and who was left
Pete and Repeat were riding on a wagon, Pete fell off and who was left
Very kind giveaway!

 

[ED3054]

Thank you @DCRIII. This is an Epic PIF.


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[Esox]

I'm in - with a significant caveat - if I should be chosen or win, all items noted to @Toothpick to be listed for the annual Saint Sue auction. That PIF is guaranteed to raise some serious funds for a great cause.

 

[DCRIII]

Than you all for the kind words and I'm really enjoying the corny jokes!

 

[BigJ]

FABULOUS PIF!!

Not in (respectfully) as I am working to clean out a bit of my own den.

 

[coonskinner]

I'm in.

Thanks!

Confucious say, "He who straddle campfire smokes crack."

 

[DCRIII]

Just wanted to congratulate @ED3054 who was the first person to say "I'm in".

More times than not the first person to opt in a PIF doesn't win, so I wanted that individual to win something.

For everyone else, I'm sure it's going to be a long two weeks full of edge of your seat anticipation!

 

[Davidkimberly]

I'm in!

 

[Robbyboxers]

Wow, wow, wow!

I am in.

These friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him. So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to "persuade" them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop. Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.

 

[Rico Suave]

I'm in. How could I pass on a PIF this colossal?!

A joke:

A software project manager passes, and finds himself at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter and the angels are thrilled, as projects managers are very rare in heaven, and software project managers especially so. Peter welcomes the new man, and explains that there is one formality, a standard End User License Agreement required to enter heaven.

Our PM knows better than to accept a EULA without reading it, and he has nothing but time on his hands. Deep in the fine print he discovers that he is entitled to tours of both heaven and hell before commiting to either. He requests the tours.

First the PM tours heaven, and indeed there are heavenly choirs, fountains of milk and honey, streets paved with gold. Impressive, but why not see the other side? Peter assures the PM that he would be better off in heaven. The PM insists. Peter relents, and instructs him to take the elevator, all the way down, a very long ride.

When the elevator doors finally open, the PM is met by three very scantily clad showgirls, who hand him drinks and lead him into a casino. The PM has a great night, gets quite lucky.

Next morning the PM takes the long ride back up, and informs Peter that while heaven is very nice, he feels that he is a better fit down below. Peter asks him to reconsider.

The PM is adamant, and once again takes the long ride down. When the elevator doors open, a giand claw grabs him, and sticks him neck deep in burning pitch. Demons poke at him with pitchforks. The PM screams that this is not what he was shown! The lead devil pauses, smiles, and explains: That was just a demo.

 

[ackvil]

I'm in - with a significant caveat - if I should be chosen or win, all items noted to @Toothpick to be listed for the annual Saint Sue auction. That PIF is guaranteed to raise some serious funds for a great cause.

 

[ED3054]

Just wanted to congratulate @ED3054 who was the first person to say "I'm in".

More times than not the first person to opt in a PIF doesn't win, so I wanted that individual to win something.

For everyone else, I'm sure it's going to be a long two weeks full of edge of your seat anticipation!

A Big Thank you to you Sir for this Awesome PIF. What I have Won will go to a good Friend just starting out in wet shaving.
Minus some of your shave soap that I will Be Trying out of Course.
The rest of your Generous PIF is going to Make someone very Happy. GOOD LUCK ALL.
Again Thank you.



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[KeenDogg]

Monster PIF , Dave! Wow.

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[WaBrent]

he who farts in church sits on his own pew

im in


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[Dzaw]

Not needing more kit at the moment, I'm respectfully not in - just wanted to thank you for being such a wondrously generous human being.

Just because I am paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me...

 

[Kristian F.]

WOW!! Just wow!!

Respectfully count this old sailor in!

As for the joke..

What's the best time to go to the dentist?














Tooth-hurty!

 

[ajpurchase]

I’m in