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Yeah, you keep working that hard at typing and you'll lose your lazy card!
But some would say you'd gain your man card....
Laziness as a virtue
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But some would say you'd gain your man card....
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Thank you for helping to prove my theory!
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I pray that it becomes even easier for you!
Amen!
I kept telling Leo Tolstoy brevity is the soul of wit. He punched me.
What a weird nap dream.
the early bird gets the worm
but
the second mouse gets the cheese
relax it's not a race it's a journey
but
the second mouse gets the cheese
relax it's not a race it's a journey
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Exactly! And notice the lack of punctuation. A sure sign of virtue!
Church of the SubGenius a must read for the truly lazy.
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But do they have a choir? I need a choir.
If laziness is a virtue, I'm sure to be eligible for sainthood.
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I'm thinking of using this as the central theme of my campaign for president in 2024. Are you interested in being my running mate? "Make America Mediocre Again!"
I'm finally not so lazy that I didn't post here.
Chandu
I Waxed The Badger.
Laziness regarding the right things is certainly a virtue. There are many things in life not worth wasting our time, thought or effort on. Recognizing them is sometimes hard. Laziness helps us select the items to forget about naturally.
Not being a morning person, even though I get up very early during the week (4:45am), I'm really not away until about 8:30; my version of the early bird gets the worm is "the early worm gets the bird" bird meaning middle finger.
Not being a morning person, even though I get up very early during the week (4:45am), I'm really not away until about 8:30; my version of the early bird gets the worm is "the early worm gets the bird" bird meaning middle finger.
Being lazy to spend money on useless things is something I need improving.
Wow, didn't know this existed. Both weird and hilarious.
Actually, I was hoping to be dead by 2024. That way I won't even have to muster the energy to walk upstairs to pour my umpteenth G&T of the day. I'd be almost 80 by then, with only one oar in the water, but it would still be an improvement.
Politicians are always promising things to "hard-working families." I hate this: what about us lazy loners?
