Hmm time for a new blade... let's look through the sample pack
Feathers... do i feel lucky today?
Whatever, let's just get it over with.
Right. Unwrapped, wax spots rinsed off, hand stropped and loaded into the razor. Let's get lacerated!
Okay.... careful... careful... stroke HEY am i shaving anything? I must have been holding the razor flat against my face... but where did my stubble go? OMG
I guess i might aswell continue... any minute now i'm going to need bandages. Big ones.
Hmm finished... i guess i get to live and shave another day. But wait, where's my irritation? Why doesn't the AS sting? WHAT IS HAPPENING?!
Oh...
I guess it's time for my first 100-pack
Feathers... do i feel lucky today?
Whatever, let's just get it over with.
Right. Unwrapped, wax spots rinsed off, hand stropped and loaded into the razor. Let's get lacerated!
Okay.... careful... careful... stroke HEY am i shaving anything? I must have been holding the razor flat against my face... but where did my stubble go? OMG
I guess i might aswell continue... any minute now i'm going to need bandages. Big ones.
Hmm finished... i guess i get to live and shave another day. But wait, where's my irritation? Why doesn't the AS sting? WHAT IS HAPPENING?!
Oh...
I guess it's time for my first 100-pack