1) Like it or not, most women find a little stubble on a guy's face to be very sexy. A few millenia of cultural brainwashing, to say nothing of decades of TV advertising, can't change biology.
2) Any device, compound, or method designed to sharpen, hone, or otherwise lengthen the usuable life of a disposable razor blade is a total waste of time.
3) The last DE razor blade in your possession has a magical coating that will always allow you to to safely get one more shave out of it.
4) Running water annually causes millions of tons of topsoil to be eroded from our mountains and croplands. And yet it seems incapable of removing razor stubble from your sink.
5) The effect of the closest, cleanest shave will be totally ruined by the presence of a single follicle protruding from your nostrils.
6) All straight razors are designed and engineered to shave somebody other than the person holding the handle.
7) The days when you could get a professional shave and haircut for 25 American cents are long gone. And yet the jingle lives on.
8) No shave worthy of the name was ever performed by the driver of a car whilst it was still in motion. No one has ever survived an attempt to shave while riding a motorcycle.
Thats another lunch hour wasted. Back to work for me!
2) Any device, compound, or method designed to sharpen, hone, or otherwise lengthen the usuable life of a disposable razor blade is a total waste of time.
3) The last DE razor blade in your possession has a magical coating that will always allow you to to safely get one more shave out of it.
4) Running water annually causes millions of tons of topsoil to be eroded from our mountains and croplands. And yet it seems incapable of removing razor stubble from your sink.
5) The effect of the closest, cleanest shave will be totally ruined by the presence of a single follicle protruding from your nostrils.
6) All straight razors are designed and engineered to shave somebody other than the person holding the handle.
7) The days when you could get a professional shave and haircut for 25 American cents are long gone. And yet the jingle lives on.
8) No shave worthy of the name was ever performed by the driver of a car whilst it was still in motion. No one has ever survived an attempt to shave while riding a motorcycle.
Thats another lunch hour wasted. Back to work for me!
