Best Shaving Supplies For Aliens Recently Liberated From Area 51?

[FarmerTan]

That's what happens when the aliens suck out some of your brain.

Lol, if you only knew.

 

[Ad Astra]

Yeah, the Grays (Zeta Reticuli) don't shave.

Area 51 is simply a flight test station for US aircraft. Best left alone.

Let's see who can guess this: the alien wreckage is located underneath _____-___.


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[Rhody]

Yeah, the Grays (Zeta Reticuli) don't shave.

Area 51 is simply a flight test station for US aircraft. Best left alone.

Let's see who can guess this: the alien wreckage is located underneath _a wolfman razor and bug foot__.


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[Ad Astra]

Nope!


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[BigJ]

Pretty sure aliens got the latest and greatest in laser hair removal technology.

+1! No hair there!!

 

[Raven Koenes]

I stumbled, innocently, across this...

The Military Responded to Those Planning To Raid Area 51

Maybe they're using the fabled Fatip Slant and the above is a motivator to have it released to the public.

@Raven Koenes

Have you been making secret plans again? lol

All plans and prototypes for the Fatip Slant have already been moved from Area 51 to Area 52. When Area 51 is raided all they will find are empty warehouses. Oops, I've said to much already.

 

[rcflybob]

 

[Clay S]

You ask about GIs having beards. You overlooked GIs other hair on their skull, notably eyebrows and hair on their head. Aliens obviously don't shave their faces.

Long handled "lady" razors could be useful for them when they shave their legs.