NO! CHUCK! SAY IT ISN'T SO!!!!!! NEXT THING YOU'LL TELL ME IS THAT CELINE DION SHAVES HER LEGS!!!!
Celine Dion does not exist. She is a figment (with an unbearable singing voice and oddly angular features) of your imagination.
Please, step away from the Tabac bowl. Nice and easy there, pardner. It'll be OK.