Another non-facial shaving poll

[Hoos]

NO! CHUCK! SAY IT ISN'T SO!!!!!! NEXT THING YOU'LL TELL ME IS THAT CELINE DION SHAVES HER LEGS!!!!

Celine Dion does not exist. She is a figment (with an unbearable singing voice and oddly angular features) of your imagination.

Please, step away from the Tabac bowl. Nice and easy there, pardner. It'll be OK.

 

[Mr. Gillette]

Celine Dion does not exist. She is a figment (with an unbearable singing voice and oddly angular features) of your imagination.

Please, step away from the Tabac bowl. Nice and easy there, pardner. It'll be OK.

Thanks! I was huffing Clubman for a minute...now I'm back to my senses!

 

[Mr. Gillette]

THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS ON LASER HAIR REMOVAL SESSIONS AND I'M ALMOST DONE!!!!!!!! Mr. Gillette is perfectly smooth everywhere, as this picture from last November's Deer Hunting cabin shows!

CHUCK NORRIS is watching you!