You might be on to something right there! I might have to start a podcast. Kids don't read books anymore, and I'm too lazy to stand up for lectures.... Just brane-storming here. The FarmerTan brand has barely scratched the surface of the potential gold mine I'm sittin' on!I'm waiting for the "FarmerTan in a can" shaving soap.
Maybe they'll come out with "spray on FarmerTan" as well.
Wish I'd have been born rich instead of good lookin' doggone! I'd even take an orange spray tan for enough money.Found the ad
I always think of a bunch of oily faced teens being milked of their sebum by a bunch of dudes in lab coats harvesting the raw materials. Absolutely. Horrid is the proper werd doggone.
I've seen the photos, and it definitely doesn't look like something I would ever put on my face.
I've seen the photos, and it definitely doesn't look like something I would ever put on my face.
If it hasn't been around at least 10 years and widely praised in the 3017 thread, I basically won't even look at it. If you want real reviews, by real users, not people with social media agendas, the 3017 thread will tell you what soaps and creams are worth using.
This is right.
Yes, all the videos appear gone. Also the Sebum Soap web site is no longer showing the video either.
That's a two year supply for all of the daily shavers on the planet!
)
Waiting for the next drop when you feature an updated base with phlegm.Just wait 'til you try my new shaving soap... Mucus Platinum
I've already got my marketing all worked out: An artisanal offering from the House of Demolition... Lovingly harvested from the nasal passages of kindergartners from an exclusive private school and clinically proven to leave you questioning your sanity... Experience the joy of a lather that's literally as slick as snot. (Practically writes itself, eh?)
And, best news of all, I'm only charging $2500 per ounce.
(Ha! Take that, Sebum Gold! I'm gonna be a zillionaire!
I like it! You can do seasonals as well… spring allergies, winter flu, mild cold and of course, the very limited COVID edition!Just wait 'til you try my new shaving soap... Mucus Platinum
I've already got my marketing all worked out: An artisanal offering from the House of Demolition... Lovingly harvested from the nasal passages of kindergartners from an exclusive private school and clinically proven to leave you questioning your sanity... Experience the joy of a lather that's literally as slick as snot. (Practically writes itself, eh?)
And, best news of all, I'm only charging $2500 per ounce.
(Ha! Take that, Sebum Gold! I'm gonna be a zillionaire!
Unscented, obviously
Lovingly produced by skilled artisans, creating small batches with traditional, natural ingredients.Just wait 'til you try my new shaving soap... Mucus Platinum
I've already got my marketing all worked out: An artisanal offering from the House of Demolition... Lovingly harvested from the nasal passages of kindergartners from an exclusive private school and clinically proven to leave you questioning your sanity... Experience the joy of a lather that's literally as slick as snot. (Practically writes itself, eh?)
And, best news of all, I'm only charging $2500 per ounce.
(Ha! Take that, Sebum Gold! I'm gonna be a zillionaire!
That kid is a booger goldmine!Lovingly produced by skilled artisans, creating small batches with traditional, natural ingredients.
