Glad to be of service! I'm just happy to know my joke was such a big splash!You, sir, should be made to walk the plank for making me read that far for that punchline
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GIVEAWAY! 100 Wizzies and some soap
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You are all wet!Glad to be of service! I'm just happy to know my joke was such a big splash!
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I will be picking a winner on the the 11th my friend. I was debating about moving it ahead a day as momentum on the entry's has slowed down like molasses in January. Lol
(Little boy answers the phone)
[In hushed voice] "Hello?"
"Can I speak to your father?"
[In hushed voice] "No. He's busy."
"Can I speak to your mother?"
[In hushed voice] "No. She's busy."
"Is there anyone else there?"
[In hushed voice] "Well, there's a fireman."
"Can I speak to the fireman?"
[In hushed voice] "No. He's busy."
"Who else is there?"
[In hushed voice] "There's a policeman."
"Can I speak to the policeman?"
[In hushed voice] "No. He's busy too."
"Why is there a fireman and a policeman at your house? What's going on?"
[In hushed voice] "They're looking for me!"
[In hushed voice] "Hello?"
"Can I speak to your father?"
[In hushed voice] "No. He's busy."
"Can I speak to your mother?"
[In hushed voice] "No. She's busy."
"Is there anyone else there?"
[In hushed voice] "Well, there's a fireman."
"Can I speak to the fireman?"
[In hushed voice] "No. He's busy."
"Who else is there?"
[In hushed voice] "There's a policeman."
"Can I speak to the policeman?"
[In hushed voice] "No. He's busy too."
"Why is there a fireman and a policeman at your house? What's going on?"
[In hushed voice] "They're looking for me!"
Water expect from a guy like me?
I feel like I am either in over my head or swimming upstream with you.Water expect from a guy like me?
If the loose ends of this punfest aren't tide up and lock-ed away soon, there's bound to be some pain inflicted on innocent parties. I don't think we can-al(low) this to continue.
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Winner will be picked and announced when this guy makes it back home from the gym. This has gone too far. Lol Anybody who hasn't entered has about and hour or so to do so.If the loose ends of this punfest aren't tide up and lock-ed away soon, there's bound to be some pain inflicted on innocent parties. I don't think we can-al(low) this to continue.
@ewk, it looks like wiser heads prevailed. I'm glad to sea that our continued punning has been wa(i)ved off before someone lost an "aye!"
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Agree, we can iron it out.It can weight, if you're at the gym
It has to run the course...
I'll see myself out now
I'll see myself out now
I'll leave it up to @COdiak to exercise his judgment.
Don't sweat it.
I'm sure it'll all workout in the end.
This thread is becoming a marathon.
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