GIVEAWAY! 100 Wizzies and some soap

[ShavingPanda]

Great PIF. I'm in.

I've always wanted to try Wizzies.

Why do seagulls only fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they'd be a bay-gull.

 

[Tillerman]

Why did the duck cross the road?
It was the chickens day off.
I'm in. Thanks

 

[Rosseforp]

I'm in.

Receptionist tells dentist Mr. Jones is here but he says he's invisible.

Dentist says: Tell him I cant see him right now

~doug~

 

[Time Bandit]

Awesome PIF my friend. I'm in.

My neighbor suntans top less, my wife is against it but I'm on the fence.

 

[COdiak]

Awesome PIF my friend. I'm in.

My neighbor suntans top less, my wife is against it but I'm on the fence.

This is good, made the war department chuckle you did. Thank you lol Loving all the jokes so far everyone let's keep them coming.

 

[FarmerTan]

What an amazing PIF! Respectfully not in as I have plenty of Wizzies on hand. I love the kindness in this community!

Amen. I think we are VERY unique on the Internet Lands....

 

[Star_Wahl_Clipper_Treker]

I won Phil's giveaway last month for a 37C. As long as you have no rule against no applications within 6-months then, by all means.......

I'm in!

You would like a quick family friendly joke? Ok how about this............

Knock! knock!

Who's there?

Lettuce!

Lettuce who?

Lettuce inside, I'm beginning to shrivel up it's so cold!

Speaking of the cold, some ask me how cold is it. Well, winter is coming early for us. It's so cold, I literally saw chickens walk into KFC to warm up. They never came back out though.

People tell me I'm crazy, wanna know why I'm the mentholated junkie? Cause it could be snowing outside, and cause I wanna feel like Jack Frost throw a snowball in my face, I apply mentholated shave soap.

I think that about covers it. I'm SWCT, I'm goofy as ever, true story doggone.

 

[linty1]

I'm in.

I was attacked by 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9.

The odds were against me.

Thanks for doing this.

 

[Hms123]

What do you call a fish with no eye? fsh

Great PIF, but not in.

 

[Rosseforp]

You would like a quick family friendly joke? Ok how about this............

Knock! knock!

Who's there?

Lettuce!

Lettuce who?

Lettuce inside, I'm beginning to shrivel up it's so cold!

I was gonna tell a joke about vegetables, but I didn't think anyone would carrot all for it.

~doug~

 

[SlimChicken]

Wow! I'm in!

 

[NorthernSoul]

I'm in, I love Wizamets but I'm out of them, so no choice I'm afraid.

Wizamets make me think of wizards, like they are the Wizard of Blades. Speaking of wizards, who was your favorite character in the Wizard of Oz? Mine was the Scarecrow, I mean, come on, it's a no-brainer!

 

[elmo_koffman]

I'm in! What a generous PIF. PIFs not limited to CONUS only are quite rare, so I couldn't help it I love classic Fine soaps, but as they are discontinued, I couldn't find any Snake Bite. Thanks

 

[borwish]

I'm in.

I was attacked by 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9.

The odds were against me.

Thanks for doing this.

You sure 9 was in on it? It seems like the others would be the Prime suspects....

 

[Berwick12]

I'm in! I've never used a wismat.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Goat
Goat who?
Goat to the door and find out

I have a 4-year-old. This is the best that i have right now

 

[spacemonkey42]

What a great PIF, I've always wanted to try Wizamets. I'm in! Thank you!

What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?​

​

They're both Paris sites​

 

[Chad3]

From all the buzz on here I’d love to try these.
I’m in.

 

[SwamperWI]

Wow! What a great PIF! I’m in

That awkward moment you offer your coworker a sincere compliment on their mustache and she files a complaint with human resources.

 

[Ckmaui]

In and thanks


Why do some Hawaiian tourists not have leis on in the Airport ?

Their flight was deleied


now a true story that can almost read like a bad joke
when you have a tourist ask you how deep do they have to dive to get under the island ?
I asked what they did for a living so I could avoid them in the future !

 

[KenM]

Respectfully not in. I would just be adding to the stash. Good luck everyone and Thank you @COdiak it's gentlemen like you that make this site so great!