hah I didn't end up doing it, kind of wanted to see what would happen but I think i'll just keep growing and donate it again. I don't even have a hand mirror I have no idea how I would have cut the back
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[emoji33][emoji33][emoji33][emoji33][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji106][emoji106][emoji106][emoji106]I won’t be returning for a long time if at all. I’m a rocker, and always preferred having long hair. Only reason I cut it was for my day job. When I do gigs in tribute bands, I wear a wig. It looks cool, but I feel like a fraud. No more. I am going to stop denying who I am. My hair will be long, I tells you! Robert Plant long! And any business that discriminates against me because of my hair will be hearing from my attorney. I am unanimous in this! My hair will have it’s own gravitational pull and weather system! You will not deny its power!
Well...that certainly went off the rails quickly.
LOL! You sir may have stumbled upon the reason I stayed in business so long!I tried the girlfriend kitchen cut experience. After the first decent cut you think ‘great that saves £40 a month’, but soon you realise that the nice thing about a barber is he cuts your hair when you need it. He doesn’t ‘not feel like it’, it’s never ‘been a long day’ he’s never ‘not talking to me’ there’s never something he wants to watch on telly, he’s never on the phone to him mam etc etc etc etc etc. So what I’m saying is your girl will get over the novelty of giving you a haircut in double quick time, and call me cynical but in my experience most women aren’t all that giving. Most wouldn’t even give you a fright if they were a ghost so an hour a week grooming you then sweeping up the kitchen will lose its lustre fast. Plus once they’ve got you in that chair, you sort of owe them a conversation. And they collect on that. I can’t wait for my barber to reopen.
Anything for a quiet life, if my girl just brought me my meals and never uttered a single word to me id be a happy man.LOL! You sir may have stumbled upon the reason I stayed in business so long!
I had more men come to me for only one haircut because they'd hat a spat with the Missus!
You've just given me an idea for another chapter in the autobiography I'll never get around to writing!
Well, when my wife and I were dating, we made a deal. All I asked of her was she not talk to me while I was reading. Honestly! We still laugh about the fact that the FIRST thing she does is say "I just have to tell you this...." when I pick up the newspaper or a book!Anything for a quiet life, if my girl just brought me my meals and never uttered a single word to me id be a happy man.
I get a #1 buzz, but I'll be happy to go back to my barber. It's worth $23 every 5-6 weeks for the following reasons:
1. I don't have to clean up the mess at home.
1a. I don't have to listen to my wife complain about the mess I made.
1b. I don't have to ask my wife to help with areas I can't see.
2. My eyebrows won't look like Andy Rooney, or butchered when I try to do them myself.
3. The back neck area gets shaped and shaved.
4. Any errant ear hairs, which I can't see, get trimmed. Nose hair I do myself anyway.
5. It gets me out of the house. There's a deli next door to the barber, a bakery across the street and a Home Depot on the way home. If I make a slight detour on the way home, I can get a great pork roll, egg and cheese sandwich.
what language are they speaking? I can't understand a word of itHome haircut gone wrong.
I just love peace when I can get it, I have my girl and 2 little daughters so there’s never a minutes peace. Someone is always crying. When I eat I won’t speak or be spoken to, a man should eat in peace, same when I read, and now I don’t wanna be spoken to when I drive either, I pass this off as a safety rule but I just want to be left alone. If my girlfriend starts singing I stare at her till she stops. None of them seem able to follow those rules btw. Where’s the peace??Well, when my wife and I were dating, we made a deal. All I asked of her was she not talk to me while I was reading. Honestly! We still laugh about the fact that the FIRST thing she does is say "I just have to tell you this...." when I pick up the newspaper or a book!
Love her more than breathing, and hope I get to die before her, but I always tell her my next wife will be a mute....
Man, I hope she never reads this! My barn is unheated...
Well brother, with 3 females you are outnumbered. I highly recommend you count the blessings you have, while you have them. Those 2 younger females won't be young for long, and will more than likely have a say in which old folks home you live in!I just love peace when I can get it, I have my girl and 2 little daughters so there’s never a minutes peace. Someone is always crying. When I eat I won’t speak or be spoken to, a man should eat in peace, same when I read, and now I don’t wanna be spoken to when I drive either, I pass this off as a safety rule but I just want to be left alone. If my girlfriend starts singing I stare at her till she stops. None of them seem able to follow those rules btw. Where’s the peace??
Hahah definitely, wise words on all levels.Well brother, with 3 females you are outnumbered. I highly recommend you count the blessings you have, while you have them. Those 2 younger females won't be young for long, and will more than likely have a say in which old folks home you live in!
Ha! And I worked for years in a rest home and hospice nursing.Hahah definitely, wise words on all levels.
Anything for a quiet life, if my girl just brought me my meals and never uttered a single word to me id be a happy man.