I could easily just go with what I'm already using daily for a year now... My ATT Kronos. I wouldn't miss any other razors in the least (I do have 2 others - an R41 and a '55 Super Speed, but they're used only on occasion).
I'd be with you.If they pass the said law of which you speak. I shall be in charge of the resistance forces and we shall see to it that all who wish to disobey the said law shall have means to do so. We will hold clandestine meetings in various cities and states, and run a propaganda campaign against the establishment...
Anyway, I couldn't possibly reduce to only two razors! At the very minimum it would have to be six; the following list is neither set nor listed in any particular order of preference. New SC, Aristocrat #66 , Sheraton, Rocket HD, Fatboy, Old Type.
An occasional shave from a Schick injector SE, and a Devette will also be in order.
Edwin Jagger DE89 in stainless. Times two.... Which two razors would you choose to own, and use exclusively, for the rest of your natural life?...
Edwin Jagger DE89 in stainless. Times two.
The only constant I would keep in my den. And play with the rest...