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The WORST Cologne You've Owned / Smelled?

FarmerTan

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Two come to mind, but both of them are so "stinkin' " funny as to why I hate them I'm saving them for my book.

The first one was worn by a female, er, friend that I have no idea the name of, but if I smell it today it brings back memories both nice and nauseous.

The other was called "King Tut" and cost me a small fortune. THAT one I can laugh at today.
 
never-stop-learning

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Zig the Pirate said:
How about it? What's the worst cologne you've smelled or owned? No home brews :)

I'd have to say this lilac stuff I got while deployed. I got it from a British soldier I was acquainted with; I think it was called Vegetal (spelling?)
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The lamentations of those who are not chosen. ;) ;)

Emthor said:
Does Tabac count? ;)
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Nope. ;)

Whilliam said:
Yeah, the Veg will certainly take your breath away. But it has its fans, and they will be vocal about it.
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The lamentations of those who are not chosen, part 2. ;) ;)
Toothpick said:
Grey Flannel. Absolutely the worst.
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Grey Flannel seems to work on me and, of significant importance, my wife likes it when I wear Gray Flannel. :thumbup1:
MntnMan62 said:
Wait. What was that called again? Cat urine? Dog pxxs? Oh, right. The Veg.
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The lamentations of those who are not chosen, part 3. ;) ;)

Zig the Pirate said:
Rumor has it The Veg will disintegrate a zombie rather quickly.
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And.....the lamentations of those who are not chosen, part 4. ;) ;)

All in good fun, my friends. :)

Out of roughly 50+/- colognes and aftershaves in residence, there is only one that my wife absolutely detests and that is Roam. Definitely a non-starter. ;)
 
MntnMan62

MntnMan62

never-stop-learning said:
The lamentations of those who are not chosen. ;) ;)



Nope. ;)



The lamentations of those who are not chosen, part 2. ;) ;)


Grey Flannel seems to work on me and, of significant importance, my wife likes it when I wear Gray Flannel. :thumbup1:


The lamentations of those who are not chosen, part 3. ;) ;)



And.....the lamentations of those who are not chosen, part 4. ;) ;)

All in good fun, my friends. :)

Out of roughly 50+/- colognes and aftershaves in residence, there is only one that my wife absolutely detests and that is Roam. Definitely a non-starter. ;)
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Not chosen? Or just smart enough to know better? :w00t:
 
FarmerTan

FarmerTan

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Eutychus said:
I happen to enjoy GF, but I can easily see why someone would hate it.
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It is one of the most polarizing scents I know of. I'm just okay with it, but definitely lean to the side of liking it.

The War Department on the other hand: she actually has hidden my bottle of it!
 
allyourbasearebelongtous

allyourbasearebelongtous

acqua di gio. not that it smells horrid,( nothing to write home about either ) but because everyone knows the scent. and when they smell it they think oh this guys wearing acqua di gio. it takes away from the mystery.
 
AshleyQ

AshleyQ

I remember two from when I was a kid, both as bad as each other.

SHULTON INSIGNIA AFTER SHAVE LOTION

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