The word "secretions" would have me running away.
First hand nursing experience taught me that much.
The WORST Cologne You've Owned / Smelled?
- Thread starter Zig the Pirate
- Start date
First hand nursing experience taught me that much.
Sauvage by Dior. I love Eau Sauvage but the Johnny Depp stuff is ghastly.
Wait. What was that called again? Cat urine? Dog pxxs? Oh, right. The Veg.
- Thread starter
- #24
Rumor has it The Veg will disintegrate a zombie rather quickly.
I kinda like Grey Flannel....in small doses.
Of course...... I am an Arko man, so there are SOME who may question my nose....
Of course...... I am an Arko man, so there are SOME who may question my nose....
Two come to mind, but both of them are so "stinkin' " funny as to why I hate them I'm saving them for my book.
The first one was worn by a female, er, friend that I have no idea the name of, but if I smell it today it brings back memories both nice and nauseous.
The other was called "King Tut" and cost me a small fortune. THAT one I can laugh at today.
The first one was worn by a female, er, friend that I have no idea the name of, but if I smell it today it brings back memories both nice and nauseous.
The other was called "King Tut" and cost me a small fortune. THAT one I can laugh at today.
How about it? What's the worst cologne you've smelled or owned? No home brews
I'd have to say this lilac stuff I got while deployed. I got it from a British soldier I was acquainted with; I think it was called Vegetal (spelling?)
The lamentations of those who are not chosen.
Does Tabac count?
Nope.
The lamentations of those who are not chosen, part 2.
Grey Flannel seems to work on me and, of significant importance, my wife likes it when I wear Gray Flannel.
The lamentations of those who are not chosen, part 3.
And.....the lamentations of those who are not chosen, part 4.
All in good fun, my friends.
Out of roughly 50+/- colognes and aftershaves in residence, there is only one that my wife absolutely detests and that is Roam. Definitely a non-starter.
The lamentations of those who are not chosen.
Nope.
The lamentations of those who are not chosen, part 2.
Grey Flannel seems to work on me and, of significant importance, my wife likes it when I wear Gray Flannel.
The lamentations of those who are not chosen, part 3.
And.....the lamentations of those who are not chosen, part 4.
All in good fun, my friends.
Out of roughly 50+/- colognes and aftershaves in residence, there is only one that my wife absolutely detests and that is Roam. Definitely a non-starter.
Not chosen? Or just smart enough to know better?
All about body chemistry. Not every cologne or aftershave will work for ever type of body chemistry.Not chosen? Or just smart enough to know better?
All about body chemistry. Not every cologne or aftershave will work for ever type of body chemistry.
That would explain why people always seem to run away when they see me coming.
That would explain why people always seem to run away when they see me coming.
That's how my wife reacted when I tried Roam.
Definitely does NOT mesh with my body chemistry.
I happen to enjoy GF, but I can easily see why someone would hate it.
It is one of the most polarizing scents I know of. I'm just okay with it, but definitely lean to the side of liking it.
The War Department on the other hand: she actually has hidden my bottle of it!
acqua di gio. not that it smells horrid,( nothing to write home about either ) but because everyone knows the scent. and when they smell it they think oh this guys wearing acqua di gio. it takes away from the mystery.
"Secretions Magnifiques, you see, supposedly blends the smell of semen, sweat, blood and breast milk into a heady mix to drive the nose and the carnal senses wild."
- Thread starter
- #36
Nope! Nope, nope. That's a whole lotta nope.
This is somewhat what I was thinking as a nurse. Scary stuff.
I'll save my story about the backwards enema for my book!
A high enema, doctors orders.
A high enema, doctors orders.
I remember two from when I was a kid, both as bad as each other.
SHULTON INSIGNIA AFTER SHAVE LOTION
&
HAI KARATE
Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
SHULTON INSIGNIA AFTER SHAVE LOTION
&
HAI KARATE
Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
“Eao de no Toilette“
Similar threads
