Where much is given,
Much is expected. I will
Scatter VEG sunshine.
Much is expected. I will
Scatter VEG sunshine.
The Lilac Vegetal Haiku
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The Veg is awesome,
Wet-Shaving Superhero,
Beats Hai-Karate
Wet-Shaving Superhero,
Beats Hai-Karate
wild mountain lilac
trembling in musical winds-
serendipity
trembling in musical winds-
serendipity
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Oh urinal puck
your cousin the Lilac speaks
I'm now a man scent
your cousin the Lilac speaks
I'm now a man scent
Urinal puck is
Just a euphemism for
It tastes like chicken.
Just a euphemism for
It tastes like chicken.
Always amazing
How different tastes can be
Lilacs ain't cat pee
How different tastes can be
Lilacs ain't cat pee
Lilac decanter
Is the secret to sweet scent
Fish sauces brother
Is the secret to sweet scent
Fish sauces brother
Beautiful!
You ain't so bad yourself!
buahahaha!
I figured the decanter guys would pick up on that...sorry I couldn't hep it.
Many are called but
few are chosen. I am one
that's been annointed.
few are chosen. I am one
that's been annointed.
Rejected my fiancé
chose me instead ha!
oh Veg you trickster!
chose me instead ha!
oh Veg you trickster!
This morn: I shook hands
With a man wearing Veg. Night:
My hand still smells "off"
With a man wearing Veg. Night:
My hand still smells "off"
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I sprinkled The Veg
around outside of my house.
It keeps mice away.
around outside of my house.
It keeps mice away.
Fear not Mighty Veg,
Boldly embrace awesomeness,
It smells just like WIN!
Boldly embrace awesomeness,
It smells just like WIN!
Sinuses ablaze.
Olfactory massacre.
Please! Put the cap back.
Olfactory massacre.
Please! Put the cap back.
The Glorious Veg
The lilac scented winds speak
Yes I am chosen
The lilac scented winds speak
Yes I am chosen
A bulge in my jeans.
"That's the VEG in my pocket.
I'm glad to see you."
"That's the VEG in my pocket.
I'm glad to see you."
