The Lilac Vegetal Haiku

[Neffarious]

Wish I could agree
It simply reeks of pee
Vegital is not for me

 

[jzuzphreek]

Wish I could agree

first line in the books
Twelve more syllables to go
You can do it Neff!

 

[Topgumby]

For you poor, unchosen, pee obsessed poets:

Window to the truth
By Veg you are rejected
Why advertise shame?

For those lucky few in the know:

The thread is littered
With bitter unchosen souls
Rock the Veg proudly!

 

[Neffarious]

first line in the books
Twelve more syllables to go
You can do it Neff!

I was entering
Verses for you all to see
My boss walked over

 

[Mike H]

I was entering
Verses for you all to see
My boss walked over

 

[bendawson]

Some traveling VEG
Just got to my house today
Smells of wet diapers

 

[Myanmar Shave]

todays man not strong-
small splash instills great terror-
Lilac Vegetal

 

[August West]

Elixir
yellow-green
little mystery

 

[Nayskin]

You have no idea as to how hard this stuff is to acquire in Australia. I am still waiting on my order but the more I read of it worries me that I may not enjoy it, but hey. Its an experience by the sounds of it, none the less!

 

[Lmarkow]

You have no idea as to how hard this stuff is to acquire in Australia. I am still waiting on my order but the more I read of it worries me that I may not enjoy it, but hey. Its an experience by the sounds of it, none the less!

If it doesn't arrive soon, just force your cat to drink a lot of water. You'll have LV in no time at all.

 

[TheVez2]

You have no idea as to how hard this stuff is to acquire in Australia. I am still waiting on my order but the more I read of it worries me that I may not enjoy it, but hey. Its an experience by the sounds of it, none the less!

Patient Australians
Growing Anticipation
Rewarded you'll be!

 

[jzuzphreek]

In honor of the
Canadian Thanksgiving
the VEG, Beauty Eh?

 

[justadivebum]

Newbie tried it out
Of the CHOSEN few became
Why no Veg love here?

 

[jzuzphreek]

Plenty of the VEG
On and around abouts here
We love the VEG here

 

[duderubble]

First time? Repulsive!
Vintage bottle chose me
This time, here to stay

or

Undertakers' scent.
Flowers, powder, just a hint
Of something creepy

 

[segnod]

5-7-5

Lots of Lilac Veg
Hungarian cavalry
Wore to help smell clean.

Or sumpm like that.

 

[bach_rocks]

5-7-5


Lilac vegetal
Grandpa splashes with gusto
His wallpaper peels

 

[luvmysuper]

The unchosen cry;
"It smells of urinal puck"
Pity for them all.

 

[cpacamper]

The chosen sing out:
"Fresh spring lilacs are blooming!"
Dang, we sure smell good.

 

[Chuckles]

I always wondered
Why grandpa smelled like cat pee
It seems, now, I know