The Lilac Vegetal Haiku

[chamm]

The road less travelled
I wanted to like it, but...
Horse **** on my face

 

[luvmysuper]

Condolences!

 

[lowjax]

Veg is a-maz-ing
no-thing else can com-pare to
cats pee base-ment smell

 

[ShaverGN]

Free sample. Tried it.
The burn, the stench…
Such horror!

 

[Mike H]

My daughters review
Oh I hoped to be chosen
"Vanilla and Gross"

 

[cpacamper]

Wanted to like it.
Passaround bottle arrives,
No way! NOT chosen!

 

[TheVez2]

Lilac Vegetal
So fresh, clean and flowery
Nectar of the Gods!

 

[Neffarious]

Lilac Vegetal
Horse **** on my face? Noble Knights!
You all can keep it!

 

[Lmarkow]

Dogs objected, cat pee!
Lilacs for some though not me
Unchosen Happily

 

[Lok3sh]

I'm now curious
All of you discussing it.
Wonder how it smells?

 

[BigFoot]

Just read my custom title, no Haiku needed.

 

[lowjax]

I'm now curious
All of you discussing it.
Wonder how it smells?

Free VEG is out there
Look for the PIF and sign up
I don't want the rest

 

[sleepyEDB]

I ordered a sample.
Did not hate, but not true love;
Was just kind of meh.


sleepy

 

[TheVez2]

What's going on here?
Where is the love for The Veg?
Can't all be haters!

 

[Lmarkow]

Tabac is manly
Lilac Vegetal is not
Oh, beware the Pee

 

[Z blade]

VEG arrived, I was happy
opened bottle, and I wanted to cry
lilac-urine, kitty-toilet ammonia

 

[Omp]

I crossed a vast pond
to dip myself in Lilac
The swim back cleansed me

 

[TheVez2]

VEG arrived, I was happy
opened bottle, and I wanted to cry
lilac-urine, kitty-toilet ammonia

What is a Haiku?
Syllables: five, seven, five
Z blade has no clue

 

[Curlingfly]

Leave it in some glass
It seems to get better over time
Although mileage will vary

 

[the_edski]

I'm pretty terrible at haiku's...here is my good ol' college try!

Smelled on a letter
James sent to torture me with
Buy no way no how