Man, this is funny stuff.
http://www.amazon.com/The-Mountain-...r_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=apparel&qid=1243248873&sr=8-1
My friend showed me this shirt being sold on Amazon.com, and the reviews are absolutely out of this world. I guess it's really popular.
You forgot the first two words Rob, "She's the"...
I was stationed about the USS Dwight D. Eisenhower ... when our ship stopped in Haifa, Israel for two weeks, I had a T-shirt printed up in blue letters on a yellow background (our ship's colors) that spelled out "IKE BITES!" in Hebrew.
When I wore it coming coming back aboard from shore leave, the Officer of the Deck asked me what it means ... I told him "I think its an Israeli rock band, SIR!"