For heaven's sake, you have completely lost perspective here.
1) It is illegal to ship alcohol across the border.
2) Most of the samples in the pack have alcohol in them
Period.
Do you really, honestly think that this has anything at all to do with you not being "American"? That Joel, Nick, et al are deliberately keeping "the goods" away from you because you "ain't from 'round these parts"?
They don't want to break the law, man, and that's it. It's well and good for you to suggest ways that they can break the law and not get caught so you can benefit, but to huff and puff and take offense because they aren't willing to do so, and then to accuse them of, what, discriminating against you for being Canadian? Signing yourself an enemy combatant, for god's sake??? Get a grip.
1) It is illegal to ship alcohol across the border.
2) Most of the samples in the pack have alcohol in them
Period.
Do you really, honestly think that this has anything at all to do with you not being "American"? That Joel, Nick, et al are deliberately keeping "the goods" away from you because you "ain't from 'round these parts"?
They don't want to break the law, man, and that's it. It's well and good for you to suggest ways that they can break the law and not get caught so you can benefit, but to huff and puff and take offense because they aren't willing to do so, and then to accuse them of, what, discriminating against you for being Canadian? Signing yourself an enemy combatant, for god's sake??? Get a grip.