Hirsute
Used to have fun with Commander Yellow Pantyhose
I'll also add that with bent pipes, there are a couple of schools of thought on where they should be drilled. Some folks think they should be drilled so the draft hole enters right at the bottom of the chamber. Kind of makes sense because you won't burn tobacco below the top of the draft hole and you want to burn it all the way down. Some folks think the draft hole should be drilled so that it points down to the center of the heel. This means the hole enters the chamber a little above the very bottom. If you were to insert a pipe cleaner through the mortise toward the bowl, the tip of it would touch the bottom middle of the chamber. The explanation for this I've heard is that it makes the bowl smoke better and more evenly (something to do with advanced physics and the venturi effect, no doubt), plus the little bit of tobacco that's left in the bottom absorbs moisture and gunk and the smoke tastes better. Which is right? I don't know. I have pipes drilled both ways, and can't say I notice much of a difference.