SWMBO Quotes

[Scotto]

This morning I was shaving and my wife came in, looked at my shelf, and said "Are those brushes made out of rabbit hair?" I looked at her, confused. Then she said "Because they are multiplying!".

I guess my stealth brush buying isn't so stealthy after all.

Anyone else have some good quotes?

 

[Austin]

My wife stated, "Where am I going to put my toiletries"?

 

[rtaylor61]

My wife said, " ", oh, wait...I don't have a wife!

But, I do have two bathrooms!!!

Randy

 

[Austin]

Randy, you lucky SOB. I also have two bathrooms but only one belongs to me.

 

[Rik]

I do have two bathrooms!!!

One for the str8ts and the other for the DEs.

 

[rtaylor61]

One for the str8ts and the other for the DEs.

Damn fine idea! Better get to work!

Randy

 

[AlanL]

"Don't get him started."
—Her advice to house guests when the subject of shaving comes up.

 

[Obiwan]

At first I heard the "how many faces do you have" joke. Now she's given up and just expects packages when she brings in the mail.

 

[PozzSka]

Mine calls Badger&Blade "Bowel and Bladder" (B&B is an abbreviation used at our work for going to the bathroom).

 

[AABCDS]

"You are not allowed to have that many brushes." after showing her the picture below found here.

 

[August45th]

Though I am still new, I have heard "you are obsessed" more than a few times when the girlfriend sees me on here or looking at auctions on my iPad.

 

[LiveOak]

My wife said, "Honey, I fully support this wholesome hobby of yours. I encourage you to seek out more rare and expensive razors."

And then I woke up.

 

[noctilux]

i'd like to see a chart juxtaposing the cost of those and the current US debt.


v.

 

[thatsilverguy]

With a scowl she opens her mouth, looks in her shoe closet, closes her mouth, relaxes her face and says "I love you Honey".

BWIW!

 

[Go West Young Man]

Do eye rolling and exaggerated sighs count as comments?

 

[coyotewhisper]

I do not understand that we are doing this for them to look our best. To do requires tools to bring that about.

 

[aceinyerface]

Do eye rolling and exaggerated sighs count as comments?

No kidding. With all the $$$$$$$$$$ that gets spent on hair, nails, manicures/pedicures, MAKEUP!!!!, salt rubs, exfoliating whatevers, $10 bath bombs(that is $10 for ONE bath), a dozen flavors of shampoo, and lord knows whatever else she sneaks in under the radar, I get stink-eye'd for wanting to try out a few shaving products.

 

[mmcclimon]

My favorite is when she refers to the act of shaving as "Badger & Blading." As in "Oh, you're going to go badger and blade your face, huh? See you in half an hour."

 

[Gwhunter]

Well the first snide remarks dealt with addiction. Since that time it has apparently escalated into an obsession.

 

[Big Dog]

My wife asked me when she should have the intervention...