Random thought of the moment

[David]

I only kick possums on months that end with an R

 

[bberg100]

If a tree falls in the forest and there is no one there to hear it, do the other trees make fun of it?

 

[jrp316]

It must have been a hellacious sight to see when the man going to St. Ives saw those women carrying sacks full of cats. I picture it as something like a screeching, howling tornado of angry claws and fur. I think the man going to St. Ives saw that and therefore chose to adopt a dog instead.

 

[Luxem]

Who DOES number 2 work for?

 

[David]

If I had a dollar for every man bun in the Denver airport I'd be rich.

 

[TexOkie Shaver]

I just lost the game. For those that aren't familiar, here are the rules from wikipedia:

There are three commonly reported rules to The Game:

1. Everyone in the world is playing The Game. (Sometimes narrowed to: "Everybody in the world who knows about The Game is playing The Game", or alternatively, "You are always playing The Game.") A person cannot choose to not play The Game; it does not require consent to play and one can never stop playing.
2. Whenever one thinks about The Game, one loses.
3. Losses must be announced. This can be verbally, with a phrase such as "I just lost The Game", or in any other way: for example, via Facebook. Some people may have signals or expressions that remind others of The Game.

Well, I was winning until now. My first loss ever at The Game.

 

[luvmysuper]

What would happen if everyone in the world suddenly had to go to the bathroom at the same time?

 

[TexOkie Shaver]

What would happen if everyone in the world suddenly had to go to the bathroom at the same time?

Water pressure would go to hell.

 

[luvmysuper]

An "acquired taste" is just the Stockholm syndrome of flavor.

 

[Lefonque]

All my thoughts are random.

 

[luvmysuper]

"This is a friendly reminder" somehow seems less friendly than just saying "This is a reminder".

 

[luvmysuper]

Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds really awesome and fun if you don't know what either of those things are.

 

[luvmysuper]

Why do people say "tuna fish" but they never say "beef mammal" or "chicken bird"?

 

[luvmysuper]

When we jog, we have to put on a special outfit so people don't think we are trying to get away from something.

 

[luvmysuper]

If squirrels didn't have hairy tails, we'd think the park was infested with rats.

 

[Billski]

I like B and B very much. And I am accustomed to Gillette razors, Feather razors, and a few others. But now there are many new types. This new gear is strange to me. I feel like a stranger in a new world.

 

[pdieten]

Why am I soft in the middle when the rest of my life is so hard?

 

[luvmysuper]

Why am I soft in the middle when the rest of my life is so hard?

Do you need a photo-opportunity, do you need a shot at redemption?

 

[luvmysuper]

I don't want to end up a cartoon in a cartoon graveyard.

 

[luv2shave]

All my thoughts are random.

This one's a definitive thought