If you pull up to the homestead and all the land speeders are up on blocks, there's a good chance you're a redneck Jedi...
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Rhody
I'm a Lumberjack.
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
* AndyRooney.
* AndyRooney.
If you were invisible, you could have a perfectly normal relationship with a blind person.
I'll bet that nudists with poor eyesight have trouble cleaning their glasses.
Orwell predicted cameras watching us in our homes, but he didn't predict that we would buy and install them ourselves.
How many monks could a chipmunk chip if a chipmunk could chip monks?
If your "lightsabre" is a flashlight duct-taped to a shotgun ...
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So, a collective of Dutch artists put party hats on surveillance cameras in honour of George Orwell's birthday:
Ha! I guess that works with age too! Who's that old man looking back at me in the mirror?
Rhody
I'm a Lumberjack.
A parcel sent by a car is called a shipment, but a parcel sent by a ship is called Cargo.
The closer I buzz my head, the hairier my ears look. 
My Mom always used to say to me, "If I told you once, I told you ten times..." and that would be followed up by the thing I apparently didn't remember.
But...that statement isn't true. If she told me once, then she told me once. Now...I was thinking...if she had said..."if I told you twenty times, I told you five..." that would have been an undisputable truth!
But...that statement isn't true. If she told me once, then she told me once. Now...I was thinking...if she had said..."if I told you twenty times, I told you five..." that would have been an undisputable truth!
"I've told you three hundred billion times -- don't exaggerate!!"
Brontosaurus: thin at one end; much, much thicker in the middle; and thin again at the other end.
Outside of a Dog, a Book is Man’s Best Friend. Inside of a Dog, It’s Too Dark to Read.
Groucho
Groucho
If you yell at a dog, he'll hang his head in shame.
If you yell at a cat, he'll poop in your shoe.
If you yell at a cat, he'll poop in your shoe.
Aliens invaded the Moon on July 20th, 1969.
wondering if i should buy a slant head razor to try out
The creation of the bell curve
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