I pulled my favorite necktie from its perch of honor on my tie rack and lo! what did I spy. (While you search, think about what it means that my favorite tie is Rhodia orange):
Can't see it? I didn't at first, either. Look closer:
How about some help?
And the backside
I took it to the dry cleaner as any normal person might. The cleaner asked, "How much do you like this tie?" A lot. (This particular dry cleaner has a bit of a Lebowski vibe, if that helps you get the voice.)
"And did you spend your hard-earned money on it?" Indeed, I did.
"You don't want it to get ruined." No, I do not.
"Then I'm going to hurt me and help you. I'm not going to try to clean your tie, okay." Okay? "I couldn't see the stain when you showed it to me. I really like that tie, too, man, and it would pain me to see something happen to it. Three bucks or three hundred, there's just no good way to clean a tie and not run the risk of screwing it up." Go on.
"It's fifty-fifty and I don't want to take the chance that I kill this tie that we both like." So what do you think?
"Don't go clubbing* in it and you'll be fine." (*Fluorescent lights, etc). "Bring it back if you get, like, coffee or beef stew or spaghetti on it AND THEN we'll try to get this water stain out."
Gotta love it. And he has a point. I tied the tie and put it on with a blazer and couldn't see the stain from the mirror. Some things you just have to let go. I guess this water stain is one.
(By the way, if you have some ideas on DIY stain care, I'm all ears.)
Can't see it? I didn't at first, either. Look closer:
How about some help?
And the backside
I took it to the dry cleaner as any normal person might. The cleaner asked, "How much do you like this tie?" A lot. (This particular dry cleaner has a bit of a Lebowski vibe, if that helps you get the voice.)
"And did you spend your hard-earned money on it?" Indeed, I did.
"You don't want it to get ruined." No, I do not.
"Then I'm going to hurt me and help you. I'm not going to try to clean your tie, okay." Okay? "I couldn't see the stain when you showed it to me. I really like that tie, too, man, and it would pain me to see something happen to it. Three bucks or three hundred, there's just no good way to clean a tie and not run the risk of screwing it up." Go on.
"It's fifty-fifty and I don't want to take the chance that I kill this tie that we both like." So what do you think?
"Don't go clubbing* in it and you'll be fine." (*Fluorescent lights, etc). "Bring it back if you get, like, coffee or beef stew or spaghetti on it AND THEN we'll try to get this water stain out."
Gotta love it. And he has a point. I tied the tie and put it on with a blazer and couldn't see the stain from the mirror. Some things you just have to let go. I guess this water stain is one.
(By the way, if you have some ideas on DIY stain care, I'm all ears.)
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