Now I've seen everything.Bacon Shaving Cream?

[buffdaddy]

http://uncrate.com/stuff/bacon-shaving-cream/






We all know that while there are many fine fragrances out there, few can begin to compare to the perfection of bacon. Now you can wear that scent proudly by working up a rich lather of Bacon Shaving Cream ($15). Crafted by the bacon masters at J&D's, this high-end cream includes moisturizers and essential oils to leave your skin feeling great and heat-activated aromatic technology to ensure that you smell like wonderful, glorious bacon for

 

[MrEdifus]

Even an over-the-top bacon-lover such as myself thinks this is slightly ridiculous.

 

[The Zigster]

Hardly sounds kosher to me!

 

[Lexbomb]

mumma bears also does a bacon soap. I'm hoping it is a joke...

 

[keithmax]

What took them so long?

 

[Dharuma]

Yeah, baby, yeah!

 

[lamina]

Tallow maybe?!

 

[TheVez2]

I don't understand why bacon scented shaving products are such a big deal all of the sudden. Mama Bear has stocked bacon scented shaving soap since 2010.

 

[MrEdifus]

Because the Internet has suddenly made bacon its favorite food.

 

[Kentos]

Wasn't bacon always a favorite food

 

[TheVez2]

I guess contrary to popular belief, the Internet is indeed slow. And since when did the Internet start eating?

 

[Mad Man]

Coming soon: Hollandaise ASB.....

 

[Hippie Kai Yay]

Huh... pretty ridiculous, but what do I know? I say bacon should stay in the pan, but supposedly there are those who wish to smear the scent on their faces.

 

[kFries]

Coming soon: Hollandaise ASB.....

First off: HA! Love that.

Secondly: Bacon shaving cream sounds so ungodly greasy. Don't get me wrong, the scent could be fun on the weekend as an aromatic appetizer for breakfast though

 

[Jim]

Ha, Mama Bear made a rawhide and barbed wire fragranced soap once for me.

 

[Argonaut]

Bacon shaving cream? It's about damned time! All I need now is a biscuit and sausage gravy AS balm and the world can end as far as I'm concerned.

 

[GFlanagan3]

mumma bears also does a bacon soap. I'm hoping it is a joke...

nope I have some..if I EVER get down to it after using up what I already have

 

[dieselfuel79]

Don't shave with bacon naked...

 

[LarryDarrell]

If you follow that up with the Pizza Hut fragrance from another thread, would you end up smelling like a BLT?

 

[mharris127]

nope I have some..if I EVER get down to it after using up what I already have

Sue said she actually sold one of her bacon scented soaps on here somewhere. Now we know who bought it.